WEI WOOOOO

happy birthday tingz :D

2009-10-23T00:59:00.001-07:00

sic rocks :D

now it's time to study!

KILL!!! :D

2009-10-16T05:03:00.001-07:00

i feel like killing everyone and make them into human charsiewbun so that they can be just like me :)

i am selfish and proud. hehe

today went to hand in results slips and testimonial which i forgot to hand in for one whole week with qin and i ''accidentally" peeked at EVERYONE's result slips and that made me super unhappy! why do accidents like this happen. on purpose! :(

i hope fann wong quickly have a baby. boy called fanter and girl called chrann

nice? :)

hahahahaha craziness

omg i just realised my keyboard is dam cool. i can type words like à ã á ä without using the character thing!

testing.

í àm thë gréä'tèst

ugh, only can type vowels with those cute thigns on their head. hehehe random post

hope my addiction stops before im doomed D: bye!

WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

2009-10-09T09:58:00.000-07:00

i'm addicted to this song! hahahaha!!

anw i had this disgusting feeling today. didnt feel like studying at all. didnt know how to start studying at all. really very disgusting. i hope this feeling goes away. i have to start. exams coming soon. i am terrified. arghhh

today had a nice ct session. last day of school! D: everyone was nice enough to take a photo with me. hehehehehe. ok maybe 1 or 2 nvr take. cause i forgot to ask

shall load the photos some day. :)

click play ok! the song so addictive. WHEN I SAY JUMP U SAY HOW HIGH.

yeah and SDF world tried to chnge the lyrics like when i say jump you say into the drain or smth

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

ok enjoy! shall meditate or pray or bang myself or stare into the mirror until i get the motivation to read my econs notes :)

I FEEL LIKE A CONVICT

2009-10-07T01:39:00.000-07:00

i have to run away when i have done nothing wrong

my hair
my hair
my hair.

i cannot stop them from growing you see

:(

anyway i was made the table IC for prom D: and i nvr collect money hope we still get to choose a gd table.

hehehehehe

bye! must quit restaurant cityyyy!!

DELETING MAPLE

2009-09-30T05:46:00.001-07:00

i'm so traumatised i shall start studying from today onwards!! :(

HEHEHE PRELIM'S OVER

2009-09-26T21:48:00.000-07:00

i think this photo dam funny. kope from max
hehehhee went to get the 1-for-1 icecream buffet at swensens right after exam. eat until wan puke and sick of ciecream but i thought it was ok. we had fun laughing at fang though :D hahaha the next day which was yesterday we went to bishan park (.....) for a picnic! hahaha den the playground dam funny the seesaw lol! anw after that glenn join us for dinner den we went home. tired.

tired
tired

but

i still go and play maple LOL OMG

i'm going to delete it soooon. after i go clock hehehhee cause i made my super duper above avr dimon wand.

happiness

my mum got me a pink lip balm LOL cause my lips recently are like cracking like mad, all the blood is flowing out, but pink :( i dun really like pink alot

oh oh oh all my restaurant city people are wearing black with bunny ears! one more lvl i can get drinks alr! :) im so proud of myself hehehe

LOL WA

2009-09-24T08:37:00.001-07:00

THIS NEW BORN BABY IS 8.7KG! LOL

i remember comparing health booklets during sec sch and i am like one of the heaviest babies around, around 3.8kg. but 8.7!! it's crazy! hahahaha omg

anyway im adicted to restaurant city and ive been abandoning this blog! hahahaha and oso due to exams which is like going to be over SOOON. TOMORROW LOL :D:D:D YAYYYYYNESSSSSS

but i dread chem paper 1 cause no matter how hard i work, no matter how many papers i do, i never get more than 27 which is like ugh, i nd at least 30+ to get a quality grade? sigh, why is life so unfair, hehehehehehe

how i wish i can get the marks i get during kindergarten. 99/100 and the 1 mark is careless :D

and did i mention coffee is my new love? :)

this is where i throw all my waste papers!

2009-09-03T08:39:00.001-07:00

creative ma? :D

THE PEOPLE I FEAR MOST

2009-09-02T09:46:00.000-07:00

primary school kids :(

omg.

today on my way home this indian pri sch kid come to me and say

"eh BOY, what time isit now ah"

LOL

i almost twice his height leh D: ok la i not so tall but at least 3 heads taller.

i should have said: "HOW DARE YOUUUU" but i didn't.

den i told him the time and walk away, utterly shocked and disapointed with the primary school education system. why on earth would primary school kids go around calling people 3 heads taller 'boy'!

and today i attempted to pinch my pimples on my chin, some yellow stuffs came out followed by blood. den i thought everything gone le v happy, but now it's swollen, like a bee sting!!!

how ahhhh, oh well i think it will un-swell after sleeping. hehe

shall end off with a photo taken on teachers' day celebration with SIC while waiting for mac breakfast to arrive. oh oh oh the experience was so funny. we thought the delivery man cannot get into the school so we waited outside, den this mac delivery person on motorbike drive past us into the school, and smile to us some more leh. guess what, we ran in chase after him den he smile smile we smile smile LOL. hahahahaha. feel totally retarded.

oh oh oh, after breakfast in vj went back to xms :D:D so happy to see miss tee again i think she hasn't changed one bit. i'm quite glad some teachers still remember me, but by the name charshaobao is no good. i shall change my email address soon. ahhaha! oh if u duno, my email address is charshaobao_lurvs_music@hotmail.com.

dun laugh at me please =X

wanted to catch the proposal, but in the end no seats available so me glenn stay at fang house do some meaningless but happy things. fell aslp in her bro room in the end while they watched some video on youtube. den go eat lunch den go home :D:D

ending abrutly here bye! i shall conquer the titartion curve! :) else i'll die an excruciating death

p/s: i love coffee i am addicted to coffee i will die without coffee

teeheeeeheee

2009-08-30T08:11:00.000-07:00

today was a not bad day :)

went starbucks this morning den bk for lunch/study.

found my new pencil case which is dam cute but kinda useless and hard to use

i'm in love with this song called knock you down

cause this is the only new song in my phone ever since all my earpieces spoilt (a few months ago) which made me lose interest in downloading new songs. ty jw for lending me your phone for like 2 periods of lecture so that you can sen me one song.

the chorus goes like this:
sometimes love comes around and it knocks you down
just get back up when it knocks you down knocks you down

but cannot play for drivers, cause later they start knocking people down. thinking they can all just get back up D:

oh and i forgot to load my tagboard. so i did and it seems like you have to scroll down v long to read my post. so sad

ugh. time to study! :)

like my new blog?

2009-08-28T09:04:00.000-07:00

i think it's simple and nice!!

today was a nice day, hehe, drank coffee and took alot of zipai photos using siting's phone, and i think i got talent lor. hahahahaha

word of the day

2009-08-21T10:57:00.000-07:00

PIMPLES

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ALOT OF PIMPLES :(

they should have a gp essay question that goes like this:

Are there any reasons to maintain optimism when it comes to pimples?

LOL

just some random blabbering before i go to sleep. study is important but i dun think i'm doing very well. oh well. jiayou siewfong

jiayou everyone else :D

i'm so depressed

2009-08-20T04:30:00.000-07:00

because there are adverts but there's nobody coming to my blog!!! :(

i am a hypocrite

2009-08-11T06:14:00.000-07:00

but it's hard to change :(

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE

2009-08-09T10:14:00.000-07:00

i forgot to wish Singapore a happy birthday in my post yesterday cause i was too engrossed in the kite video

ugh. no la cause i really forgot hahaha

i love you Singapore :)

I AM CHANGING MY BLOG SOOOON

2009-08-08T11:40:00.000-07:00

hehhee. cause blog names are not meant to be kept forever and ever

anyway i went Googling cause i was bored and read about some old english stuff on wikipedia and found it really intriguing D:

hoho.

something like "you go" in old english is "thou goest"

thou goest die! lol!!!

...and "you are" is "thou be'st"

thou be'st a dog. :D:D:D

hahaha crazy imagine everyone talking the old english way, i can eyes open big big and stare at everyone like they're crazy

oh anyway yesterday (friday). after the *cough* national day celebration, went picnic at marina barrage with xms people! :D

it was great fun, cause i did not have to worry like a mad dog everyday about prelims due to my outstanding ct 2 result of EEESSS :(
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at least i passed my GP essay. for the first time in my jc life, which is kinda encouraging :(

i'll blog about it when i get the photos! :)

i must blog about our attempt to fly a kite that isn't meant to be flown high high which we stupidly bought at the scammer shop at marina barrage. it's called a STUNT KITE. after going youtube to search for it, i realised (to my horror) that your not supposed to be running around with that kite and let the wind do the job. just like those u see on TV.

see see the pro do it

PROOOOOO

but apparently you cannot fly it high! and let it stay there like normal kites which are more suitable for someone who had never ever touched a kite in my life :(

here's a tutorial which i'm gonna stare at for the next few hours until i master the art of flying a stunt kite!

well, since i am a bad multitasker, i shall stare at the video for a long long time and stop my entry here abruptly. bye!

:(

2009-08-02T02:37:00.000-07:00

some si gi na spammed my email inbox by tagging photos D:

i'm going to give myself a new japanese name

2009-07-31T14:57:00.001-07:00

called.

KAWAII

hahahahahahahahahah

knowledge is power!

2009-07-30T06:33:00.000-07:00

yay!

=.="

i yawned at least 15 times today

2009-07-27T09:41:00.000-07:00

ok i didn't really count but i think 15 is a nice number.

YAWN

i wanna buy a pair of shoes :(

but i finished packing my notes and felt super super super exhilarated!

haha crazy post with no link at all :D

AND MY HEAD IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!

Corpernicium

2009-07-25T21:00:00.000-07:00

there's a new element added to the periodic table!

called Corpencium, named after Nicolaus Corpernicius who was the one who argued that the Earth was not the center of the universe but orbited around the sun.

random :D

ok i admit i have nothing interesting to blog about :(
...ok maybe i do but i'm too lazy to do so

oh but i finally got to see maxine in her tiger beer outfit. before jialin told me got free ticket for 25th anniversary dinner! :) so i went. hahaha. so lucky. i've been getting free stuffs lately, and i wonder why :)

didn't bring my camera so i only took some shots with my phone, although my dad brought home a few cameras from duno where D: now my house have like 5 cameras hahaha.

the really coool tent. i initially thought they were going to hold the dinner in some badly set up tent with no ventilation, but i was wrong! D:

my free ticket! number 0145. go buy 4d maybe will win lehhhh.

this is jingwen, who jumped around with heels until they broke. and ended up walking barefooted

anyway the total eclipse show was dammmmm boring. i watch until wan cry. the only interesting part was the whole sky totally become dark. which i nearly missed cause the front part of the show was so boring i nearly fall asleep.

people say i am becoming anorexic, or bullemic, cause after diner one day i went to the toilet for quite a long time. and they thought i was purging, but i was only shitting and i had a lot of sai so i took a longer time. and i aint eating alot cause i really dun feel like eating plus can save money. i dun think im fat. i think my weight is ok and i dun intend to lose anymore weight D:

haha, i ended up writing quite a long entry, feel so accomplished. i think i am too easily satisfied, but oh well. haha.

i am a hardcore harry potter fan

2009-07-17T04:17:00.000-07:00

because i watched every single harry potter movie
weeeee!

went to watch half-blood prince on uh..15 july. haha! so lucky can get tickets at student price on the first day :) although fang and jialin shouted how bad the show was after it ended, but deep down inside, i really thought it wasn't as bad. i like the fire spinning part by dumbledore, and i was dammmm sad when he died. but i was quite confused how he managed to pick up the wand when he dying of thirst after drinking water LOL .__.

maybe because i never read the books before.

ok maybe i'm not a hardcore fan afterall, since i stopped after reading only read half of the first book. hehe, but at least i watched harry potter and his friends grow, ok maybe only his frens grow cause in the movie even ginny is taller den him :(

i am like the most unlucky person in the world. i am super annoyed by my hair problems. how i wish people wasn;t born with hair, but oso cannot, cause that would make everyone ugly. imagine seeing everyone bald walking around the street. hahaha.

anyway, i am frequently caught for long hair, which i didn't think was long enough to get caught. now i think the teacher has something to do against me. because seriously there are much more people with worse hair length than mine, but i dun see them getting flamed at or maybe i'm too busy shunning away from teachers to notice. then ytd mr tan yew hwee said my fringe was long, so i go home cut myself, which was quite bad, so this morning i pulled my hair up to the back, so that nothing can touch my eyebrow and can hide my ugly fringe. then this morning our class was supposed to look for him cause ytd during pe alot people absent. then they say i dye my hair. lol wth can i say. yes i am a delinquent. cane me or something please for having my hair look brown hair under sunlight.

gahh.

i hate the world! but i still have my 'long' and 'coloured' hair to love :) weee

i wanna meet up with glenn and max :D so long nvr see them

next wednesday got what eclipse wor. i want to skip school to see the once-in-a-lifetime phenomenon. whoo! ok actually i wanna skip so that i can dun wake up at 6am. but ugh, i dun hv h1n1. no reason to not go to school.

i saw someone drinking big gulp in the station today. why nobody fine them.

by the way..i think death eaters are dammmmm cool. why did they invent the broomstick when they can fly around like that. got smoke effect some more!

bye!

wow. D:

2009-07-16T06:28:00.001-07:00

"Over 500 station staff will issue Notification of Offence slips to commuters caught in the act. This is unlike the past practice where commuters were first warned and only fined if they persisted in eating or drinking."

what if we die of thirst or hunger in your station. who is going to be responsible.

i dun see the reason why we cannot snack on small stuffs in the station. not that people eat full meals and leave all their litter behind right. seriously, after my years of experience taking the train, i have never seen anyone eating food laksa or meesiam, these are the people that deserves to be fined lor. even eating sweets is not allowed .__. some more i have never ever seen litter on the train. either the current policy is already quite effective or they hired super efficient cleaners, but looking at their toilets....i reeaaaally doubt so.

oh well. i am just super perplexed by this new policy. maybe some time in future, even eating panadol is banned, even when u are dying of headache! :)

CT2 IS OVER

2009-07-10T11:36:00.000-07:00

but i dun have the feeling everyone should have after exams, like u feel super relieved. like everytime u breathe in the air smells 100x fresher than during the exam periond. this feeling only lasted for about 1 hour before it vanished into exhaustion. maybe i had too much expectations for how happy i can feel when it's over while mugging but i guess that's the most i can get considering the fact that i screwed up quite badly :(

i think i'm talking nonsense that i myself cannot understand when i read it. hahaha.

i think im going crazy

anyway didn't really feel very that bad la. after exam went astons with xms gang to astons. the queue was sooooooooo loooooooooooong. and we were all daaaaaaaaaammmmm huuuuuuuuuuungry. but we still queued anyway. cause there were no other choice. was supposed to join class but i decided not to cause i'm too broke! astons is a good place to celebrate while ur quite broke.

during the queue jingwen was so confident that she put her fringe down when i said i wanted to cut her hair, she thot i was just joking, until i took out my blue scissors wahahahaha. i only cut about 1cm of a few strands of hair. grr. i should have cut a hole in her fringe. wahaha. but i did not do it, cause she still owe me a drink. hahahahaha. cause i helped her in her blog entry which won $50! i just had to let her take retarded photos on the bus. how cool is that!

then today while waiting for food to come, i had tis sudden urge to draw, so i took out her drawing block and started doodling. so long nvr draw le. and i thot it turnd out quite nice :D i like it alot. u may not be able to see it clearly but it's some monster coming out of a ketchup bottle, and he's wearing an adidas watch and have his hand connected to buildings which is constructed behing the ketchup bottle. it's as ridiculous as the person whose name is drawn under everything. concentrate and look closely, the name is "JINGWEN" LOL.

aiya it wasn't really a bad day but there's still this empty feeling within me which i dun really know why it's there. oh well. i shall stop wasting time thinking about silly stuffs like this and go to bed. :D sleep is the most important thing in the world.

WHERE!?

2009-07-04T04:47:00.001-07:00

where is my buddha leg to hug?

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . . . .

FATAL ATTRACTION

2009-07-02T09:20:00.000-07:00

i should be studying but i'm not due to the shiny big black box in my living room D:

i reach home at around 5. got yu e bai fen bai, den after that entertainment tonight showing some awesome stuff of michael jackson. then 7pm is the funny korean show, 8pm is some variety show also quite nice. 9pm show was horrible but i stiall watched it, 10pm show dam nice i like it! so i watch tv for a few hours straight. not a good feeling at all :(

hehehe just wanted to share the funny picture above, i found it in some forum.

it's renyi from the 9pm show. omg, that show is..!! although zoe tay is like the ultimate baddie in the show, but i dun feel like strangling her at all. cause the people she killed all deserve to die. but the 10pm show, i really feel like strangling the bad woman and her husband. cause they are both cunning and evil. D: i think hongkong shows are nicer than singapore shows.

although i think the 9pm show has a boring and unoriginal storyline, i still watch it cause i think zoe tay is a good actress. haha! and probably cause i wanna do everything else except from studying.

i really hope that some econs spirit fly into my house while i'm sleeping and pass me some econs sparkling juice that can make me an econs expert after i drink it. so i wun have to study.

ugh, but that wun ever happen. nvm, i believe that miracles do happen :)

i love this ad!!! :D:D:D

2009-06-29T09:51:00.001-07:00

hahaha i keep on wtching it. i think it's dam funny.

especially the balloon part, although i can't really figure out the link between the ad and the product.

nvm, i shall go sleep. haha

WAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2009-06-24T08:57:00.000-07:00

i think my prayers works.

i chanted 7x7=49 hours non-stop for the holidays to be extended. however, i heard from tv that's its not. but i didn't give up, i 三跪一拜 for around another 3 hrs and received the news that exams push back for 1 week. i happy like mad and fainted out of exhaustion, that's why never blog about how happy i was. D:

i think i'm suffering from some chronic fatique syndrome. i'm like tired and hungry constantly. add on to that i think i'm having amnesia too. cause i always borrow pens and markers (even calculator) from people and never return, oh ya still got stapler.

i will never ever let oli take any photos of me ever again cause i think she enjoy putting unglam pics of frens on her blog! D: today she take debra de ezlink card pic den she go n post. waaahahaha without her permission LOL.
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but i felt bad cause i am accomplice, i helped her take the photo. and she had the chance because i forgot return the card after after buying her meal (cause student meal nd ez link card) D:

I SHALL STUDY :) i think i am a natural hardcore mugger. you guys better watch out, i will study so hard my hair will stand up and start killing people

GO! VOTE AS IF IT'S THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION!

2009-06-22T07:15:00.001-07:00

To all who are reading this entry

Please press this link:
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/index.htm

and at the bottom left corner you'll see something like this:

over 50 thousand people have already voted for the first option.

hope may seem low for the extension of our break, however, i do believe that miracles do happen, and i like what the person who sent the email said: "If there are sufficient votes, I have every reason to believe that the school holidays will be extended."

SO VOTE NOW, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR :D:D

anyway i voted for the first option not because i want to have extended holiday to enjoy myself ok :) is cause i kiasee and scared i kena H1N1.

p.s. channelnewsasia must be dam happy because right now i guess that they are receiving more clicks than xiaxue.

saturday! father day!

2009-06-19T20:03:00.000-07:00

the title rhymes :D

one more week left to examine whether my mugging campaign is effective or not. sigh :( anyway ytd went vj to study and icecream chefs with p and nw for lunch. icecream for lunch crazy or what. anyway on the bus home felt like puking, dno is too hungry or wad, super duper bad bad bad experience, felt like dying. aiya i swear i shall not jus have icecream for lunch anymore.

anyway this is a very nice show i like! watched it durin december hols last yr. hhaha. but sadly nobody i know watch it before. i like the songs also. duno leh everytime during holidays i would go and find nice jap dramas to watch. maybe i like their humour and their length of the show, always v short, not draggy! and also their nice nice cool flip phones. but this holidays i too engrossed in maple liao. hoho. gona quit sooooon. sooon soon soon.

i realised that i added many ppl whom i dun talk to in msn, many from maple, cause i dun rmb who they are. i feel like deleting but the person may just be my real life fren. im so troubled!

anyway H1N1 is dammm scary, so many people tio alr. i also hope that the holidays will be extended for one week, then exams push back by one week, because i really wasted my first week of holidays doing nth! :( not because i hate school

to prove that i really love school, i shall write a song for school

school school school
school is cool
school school school
school is not a place for fools
school school school school
have you any wool?
yes sir yes sir 3 bags full.

the whole song rhymes yeah. i think im gona be a great lyricist someday. bye!

hehehehe

2009-06-17T10:22:00.000-07:00

i dun hate the world anymore! i take back my words, i bite my own tongue, but i wun delete my post cause someday i may nd it again.

i dun hate the world anymore because today the world seem to be filled with wonderful stuffs, like rainbows, flowers, powerpuff girls etc.

LOL. aiya

my phone screwed up cannot press the send button after typing the message. first time my phone gime problem.abit scared, cause from my experience, the problems do not go away, they will just keep coming, until they eventually die a painful death.

my dear icecream, please dun die

instead of hating some people, now i hate the world!

2009-06-16T08:47:00.000-07:00

i hate how ppl complain instead of helping when thr's a problem

i hate the fact that my brain doesnt function as well as other ppl

i hate smokers

i hate people who uses vulgar language easily

i hate my useless lanyard

i hate studying

i hate petty people

i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate the world.

secretly i hate a lot of people

2009-06-14T11:53:00.001-07:00

hello it's almost 3am but i dun feel like sleeping at all! haha channel 5 is showing next top model and i felt that it was quite funny because one of the girls was pushed down a pool LOL.

oh anyway i am super pissed by one auntie who sell ban mian at punggol plaza who look like the auntie on the chn U 7pm korean show. wa lao. that woman is arrogant to the max she really thought she super star leh. i go to her stall den she was counting her money, den i say wo yao ban mian, she contninued counting and nvr even look at me or reply make me stand there llike idiot for duno how long, i really felt like walking away but i was really craving for some soup. sigh. den she make the food lor. den i threw the money at her LOL. jk i just threw it on the table den walk away with the food.

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should have shown her this face

oh ya i rmb le, ytd was some mini co bbq cum steamboat at hj house!!! haha. only some of the exco plus the guzheng gang went. i enjoyed it though! :D first time i help alot for a bbq. usually alot of ppl would crowd around the bbq area and i would have nth to do den i would just eat. but ytd we took turns to serve food cause got steamboat in the house oso. i helped to flip prawns and stingrays yayyyy!

but the smoke is dam irritating cause we were in hdb, den not really the open so hj mama had to put on fan there to get rid of the smoke! tenghui's eyes turned real red and scary cause of the smoke becuse he had some operation. his story was dam creepy, something about after the operation his eyes keep bleeding. but it didn't spoil my apetite. haha

played majong with fang jingwen and fabian. weee. i like this kinda sport, where u only have to sit there and move very little. haha den i was the biggest winner! oh ytd me fang jw and sing yee stuck tgt haha. because we slackers. first to eat the steamboat while everyone else go prepare for bbq. but we went to serve drinks too because we felt guilty. i think the whole day i stuck to jingwen and fang, the sunday practice ruan tgt gang :D

from jw's bog :D with some random guy popping out of nowhere behind. fang tried to act normal though which she is not!!! totally!!! like oli said she is eccentric! hahahaha.

during one of the study days i found out that she can totally become a maths genius cause she uses methods normal people would not use to solve problems. i nearly puked blood when i tried to understand her method cause she had error with the working. but it made my brain stronger so yeah :D oh but in the end i nvr found out wad the error was. sigh

lastly it's a photo of a lobster, for people who never believed that there is really lobsters to be caught at lower pierce reservoir. it's not caught by me though, cause im a ninny and im scared of lobsters too.

kinda pointless entry here though. except for the fact that i am truely addicted to maple again. i ahte this feeling. sigh, i shall go out and study the whole day and go home too tired to even touch maple. yes i shall do it. GO SIEWFONG

yay yay yay

2009-06-12T06:19:00.000-07:00

i've finally linked people in my blog after duno how many years!

this week i did maths. and debra said the title JUST FOR US has some hidden meaning which is like just for people who got U and S for their exams :( LOL. i felt really sad and demoralised after that cause i thought was a good practice and all i got was getting suaned :(

anyway the questions some very hard lor. zz!

went back to xinmin secondary school to study like 3 times this week. quite a nice place, although no aircon, but it's not hot until unbearable, i think its better than freezing cold cause u cant write properly in super cold environment, ur hands will shiver one.

now i'm getting worried, worried that i cannot finish studying, and get some decent grades for common test. which is good, better than not getting worreid at all!

short post to make myself happy, because i want to boast about my effort to link people, summore in alphabetical order lei lei lei.

eeeeeek part 2

2009-06-07T08:27:00.000-07:00

what's up with the pink hair :( oh well. the song is still a nice song though :D

now my favourite fruits are oranges and honeydew

im feeling this weird feeling that is making me go crazy :( and from this wise person its the feeling of having lots of thiings to do but not doing and stoning and boredom that is causing this madness. which is totally true!

haha see im going crazy, im actually posting 2 posts in a day!

anywyay yesterday was bridge bbq which marks the end of my bridge journey in vjc. honnestly, i think iwill miss taking part in the competitions cause they are really quite fun and cool. although sometimes u may meet some weird losers (which may be one of those really pro ones).

back to the bbq i thought it was quite fun with the card games. although we did not include all the sgc people, but it was like the first time really interacting with bridge people after 1year plus? haha. but during the bbq me fang and debra sat tgt and talked loudly. i think THE SDF WORLD* is getting stronger bonds sia LOL.

today morning i read the newspaper

*THE SDF WORLD
aka SUPER DUPER FUNNY WORLD is a 3-person (siewfong, debra and fangfang) organisation originally known to many as "the world". SDF world actively seeks new members. however during the auditionsto join the world you have to 脱光光 and run around the place naked and shout loudly. hence, since the setup of the organisation, (sadly) there are no new members at all. however we are not losing hope, we are still looking forward to the day that some really crazy person would do it and become part of us.

Our accomplishments:
1)go ecp stone there for the whole night talking and feel sleepy and sticky throughout
2)ostracize ourselves and talk loudly at some gathering for a big group
3)talk bad about people behind their backs
4)come up with a SDF pose

LOL (after school in canteen), in front of millions of people. crazy or wad

eeeek

2009-06-07T00:50:00.001-07:00

i'm addicted to maple again :( nooo

wa i feel like dying

2009-06-03T21:51:00.001-07:00

i have absolute nothing to do other than homework D: which doesn't interests me at all. zz!

watched the chen jian bing divorce thing. hahaha i am some ba gua uncle. aiya i dun think people divorce over no reasons one la....but his new lover is like 20 yrs younger D: ugh

i finally realised why online games are so addictive. because without them, the internet really has nothing much to interest us. even the most interesting blogs will get boring because u can easily finish reading them in less than a day then the next day you will be bored when u on the comp again :( really had the urge to press the maplestory button again but i stopped myself. woohoo! i feel super accomplished.

i feel abit frustrated because the only thing i have planned today is to go my mum's office and help her with some stuff and i can bring my hw there to do also. but know what. she still sleeeeeping away. argh D: WAKE UP!!!!!!

lousy lousy lousy lousy lousy lousy

i lost my memory D:

2009-06-02T14:35:00.000-07:00

wa i woke up at 5am today.

and took around 15 minutes to recall how i actually fell aslp yesterday night but i really cannot rmb anything leh!!! the last thing i remembered was using the comp and doing nth much den...i really duno omg D:

maybe my mum knocked me out so that she can use the comp and play majong. quite possible but i dun think she would do it.

now i feel sleepy.

i think i can promote myself into a stalker already. i keep stalking people's blog or adding people in facebook. hahahaha! just to find stuff about vjco. aiya i really cannot describe the feeling. maybe only my fellow cca mates can understand it.

imagine skipping from a no link cca (air rifle) into guzheng, working hard to learn it den fight quite hard to get into guzheng syf, but in the end failed cause of so many reasons. then suddenly was given a chance to take part in dazu and was only given like 2 months to learn a new instrument for syf. then another 3 weeks to learn 7 other concert songs. it ain't easy but it wasnt a totally unenjoyable experience.

enough of this emotional talks! at least ive made it so far and i can proudly tell my future generations that i am a guzheng and ruan player :D:D now i can move on with life.

yay now i post photos (taken from some ulu corner at the upper gallery of our sch pt LOL)

that's me with my zhong ruan!!! during tian shan. look how tou ru i am. or else i would be looking at the camera haha! i love you max! i never thought i would have a photo with my ruan ever again :(

the boring but impressive guzheng performance. oh yay we finally performed our zhan tai feng which we took around 1 year to learn! haha :D:D tian shan is a very nice song i like it alot alot. although we only had such a short amount of time to learn it (around 1 week for me) i really though we did not bad.

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oh ya ive attended like almost all the sch performing arts concerts ever, plus tj guitar concert which is on the same day as harmoc concert.

the first one was choir concert at esplanade! went with phagan wanqin nengwei :D

hahahahaha seeee siting i go and put spotlight on her lehhhh! i only managed to take this photo before the man stopped me from taking photos. i just had to take a photo although im not allowed, i just had to do it! hahaha

then during intermission nengwei went to eat nasi lemak. wa lao we only had a 20 minute intermission. hahaha so while he left to eat the rest of us took some photos then join him.

me with wanqin and the girl with ceramic braces D:

in the end we were late for the 2nd half and were barred outside the hall until the 3rd ot 4th song.

08s30! starring pockthong and siting :D:D with the pink and yellow flowers we bought for them.

oh oh and at esplanade right, there was this performance and this malay guy was playing guzheng! wa! cool sia. he's like the 2nd non chinese i'ver ever seen playing guzheng. the first is olivia la. wahaha.

cool uh

then i went guitar concert, den band concert, then tj guitar concert then harmoc concert. no photos cause i didnt bring my camera :D

i realised that we should take more photos while we can still do it. or else we will regret it when we are old. there was once when i lost my baby photos and i was depressed for duno how long. and i still feel super duper guilty over it. i really hope i can find it. ah neh neh. i so sad now.

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one day there was this random red bug which appeared at my house and created a commotion. its a cool bug though. it's red. it happened like this:

one day i was using the comp and suddenly the bug flew in and landed beside me. i shouted for my wonder mummy to pick it up (cause i am scared of insects, and dogs and cats aiya things that move) and ask her put into this container. den i started taking photos of it. but they were all blur so i gave up. den my dad come home den we ask him take photo! hahahaha dam pro he take de photo super clear. i duno how he did it leh D: we used the same camera but the effect so different. ok i am a bad camera man.

the mysterious cool looking red bug. hahaha! we threw it away along our corridor in the end. i wish next time a blue one would fly in. or orange one. or green one. den can make collage liao. rainbow bugs :D

actually my house like quite attractive to cool animals. there was once a super nice small parrot which flew into my house! with colourful feathers. then my papa go feed it with water den threw it away. hahaha! no la just left it alone den it flew away itself. and on another random day this cat which looked super expensive ran into my house, totally freaked me out. hahaha i jump on the chair LOL and it ran into my father's work room. it has white fur and blue eyes. once again we threw it away.

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kinda lag but i wanna post this cause i have pics! hahahaha and to remember my dear xms frens

CO outing at sentosa! hahahaha. i left early that day cause coincidentally it's also my sister's birthday.

i met these people at the mrt and went together :D

gerrilyn, huijing, jingwen, oli, jialin and me on the tram! hahaha! i have the same facial expression as jw LOL! the tram was fun cause we got to wave to random people like mad people. den see their funny reactions

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watched dance subaru!!! a few days ago with SIC. dam nicee! i like it alot! siting even cried haha! i think the actress is super talented and cool. she is an actress and i think she learnt dance because of this movie? i think she is dam pretty and graceful and cool. my new idol!

aiya i think i idolise people too quickly. people impresses me easily. :( nvm i think the people whom i idolise are truely great people

hmm. as some of you may know i've been losing things constantly but nowadays the rate has been going up super duper quickly. for example in just 1 and a half weeks i can lose my pencil case, my ear piece, my file, my ez link card leh. just like mr teo ( my ct tutor) said, i may jolly well just lose myself one day. sigh, and losing my memory of how i actually went to bed is already a symptom. this cannot happpeeeennn!!! noooo!!!! but i found my ezlink card so it's not that bad. :)

hehehe wa this post is super long, i think it's the longest i have ever written and it took me a super long time too!

i love the holidays, got time to type such a long entry.

but sometimes i think blogging is quite irritating cause u just wanna jot down the things that happen. but after u publish your post then u suddenly think of something and wanna add in some things den u will have to press the edit post button to add them in. mafan si le. aiya.

alright enough of blogging, i have to spend more time on my studies already. i feeeel so demoralize cause i cannot even do the simplest maths questions in the booklet the teachers gave us.

i shall continue on my mugging campaign soon. hehehehe.

byebye!

just one day passed and i miss my 中阮 already

2009-05-30T10:47:00.001-07:00

sigh.

today went to 2 concerts :) i think both were really cool. but vjco concert left such a large impact on me i couldnt help it but to keep thinking about it every now and then. during the 2 concerts, i was thinking stuffs like should i continue joining co in future just like jingwen said and stuffs like letting my children in future learn CO instruments! hahaha. if i have a girl i will let her learn pipa and boy will learn di zi! hahaha! just like yujia cause she learnt pipa since like 4 yrs old and she is now my idol

plus if they really like it also la :( i really did some serious thinking leh :(

haha and during guitar concert i was like noticing their fingers when they lun the string (like vibrate) den they nvr twist their wrist, they moving their whole arm den i feel quite irritated until i saw someone using wrist hahaha, zhong ruan style.

im having super mixed feelings now. i feel both happy and sad.

syf and concert may very well be one of those things in my life that i truely put in alot of effort. although i think i really abandoned my studies so much so that i feel exasperated whenever i see those things i cannot understand due to practices, but i dun wan it to end just like this. aiya :(

i really want to blog about this term's experience but i think it would take quite a long time. so i shall find one day go and gather all the photos and recollect everything and type a really long post!

i realised that my blog is lacking funny stuff. so much so that nobody comes to read anymore.

just now i was trying to stalk people's blog and our concert received not bad reviews and im dam glad. cause i felt really bad for not playing well for dazu songs.

ok read this sentence i saw on someone's blog: "guzheng was boring but impressive", im super confused can! i duno if i should be happy or sad. although it may not be the best guzheng ensemble song i heard but i really think we put in our best and to me it's a very nice experience. tian shan too! i like that song so much :D:D cause zhong ruan can finally play something with melody for most of the song. hahaha. i can still rmb our first try out at the pt. my heart really cringed after playing, it was soooooooooooo bad i felt like crying. but i guess we had a great improvement and it turned out not bad in the end :D:D

actually this post was supposed to be a sad one but it turned out to be not a sad post in the end cause of the beloved max! she take so many concert photos and sen me after i typed my second paragraph. i so happpyyy that i decided to edit my post and type in a happy manner!! and her cam is dam good, she can like zoom until can see my face those kind.

anyway xiangle became the center of attraction of the whole concert haha! all the girls are like swooning over him. maybe cause its hard to find a conductor that is young talented and good looking ba D: maybe i can like try to get his number and sell it for 5 bucks each. :) woo!

i shall end this post with THIS:

<3<3<3<3<3

and a chant cause i think chanting works sometimes:

i will not spend money anyhow anymore.
i will not spend money anyhow anymore.
i will not spend money anyhow anymore.
i will not spend money anyhow anymore.
i will not spend money anyhow anymore.
i will not spend money anyhow anymore.
i will not spend money anyhow anymore.
i will not spend money anyhow anymore.
i will not spend money anyhow anymore.
i will not spend money anyhow anymore.
i will not spend money anyhow anymore.
i will not spend money anyhow anymore.
i will not spend money anyhow anymore.
i will not spend money anyhow anymore.
i will not spend money anyhow anymore.
i will not spend money anyhow anymore.
i will not spend money anyhow anymore.
i will not spend money anyhow anymore.
i will not spend money anyhow anymore.
i will not spend money anyhow anymore.
i will not spend money anyhow anymore.
i will not spend money anyhow anymore.

na mo oh ni tuo fo.

lack of sleep gives people bad mood

2009-05-19T08:19:00.000-07:00

didnt take me long to realise that i have to learn so many songs in such a short time. i thought i could do it and i dun wanna give up trying.

but im really scared, it may seem that im doing well but im not. at all :( but nobody cares

some emo post to remember my sadness at this moment.

hehe. byebye:)

helooooo

2009-05-04T08:06:00.001-07:00

heloooo

today cca till 9pm. guess why. cause syf is on wednesday! and tomorrow i have bio spa. which made me realise that i am super stupid because i din switch with someone so that i can take spa next week.

heh

last week was cjc bridge competition.

it was a nice experience. as u can see. this is a candid photo of debra dn huijing stoning LOL. ok i post this one because i only took this photo! bridge is a nice game but it makes u think alot alot alot! hhaa. we almost couldnt make it because we thought there was practice for co on that day. and i felt really bad cause a few days ago i was talking to hongaik smth like i look forward to it. and feel really bad that we didnt go for bridge due to co. as expected, we didnt do well for the competition but i thought we had fun. i feel proud cause the other 2 teams got into the pro region. haha

there was this sore loser from rj who was playing with us at the loser region, den after deb and huijing finished their game, they came and watch. the rj guy tell them go away cause they were staring and it's very scary. like wth! den debra dam cool and said sorrry in this super annoyed tone. hahahaha funny like mad.

actually come to think of it, i feel quite sad and guilty because after joining bridge for slightly more than a year, i didnt really put in much effort to mug hard for it. and keep failing miserably for the competitions. even the coach (dr wong) disliked me. maybe im just not suited to be a good bridge player. though i really enjoy playing it and want to play it well, i think i just do not have the capabilities and the correct attitude to play this game. sigh. kinda depressing. maybe im just too full of myself to really respect the game and play it properly.

this is the first time i am blogging about bridge, someday i'll blog a lengthy post about co, and hopefully it's not as depressing as this one.

i think everyone in the world is becoming paranoid. we are taking temperature on a daily basis, in fact twice a day! which is good because swine flu is really scary, but i dun really get it why ppl call it swine flu when we dun get the disease from pigs and ppl dun really turn into pigs after getting the disease. maybe its soem special virus which makes ppl grunt in pain after getting sick! or the virus itself look like pigs. wahahahah!

and nengwei is paranoid about his new pair of shoes cause ppl give comments which are not very nice about his shoes lol! but since buy alr and u really like it, den why care! haha. ppl also say my white shoe just looks white and nothing special. but it's the really white part which makes it outstanding! haha. u nvr regret buying it!

i dislike some ppl who nvr think properly what to say before saying it out. this is being un-hypocritical, aka straightforward. but honestly, these kinda ppl are not really very likeable unless u are funnily starightfoward which is very hard to master. and sometimes the things they say may not even be true, so why say it when its not pleasant and untrue at all!

ok that's all i have to say. the person may and may not be u.

shit spa is tmr and im still writing so much rubbish! waste time!!! hahaha. this is a totally boring post but i really enjoyed writing it because it's some heartfelt words of mine unlike those frivolous made up stories which are funny but meaningless. hahahaha!

bb! wa so long nvr use the shortform BB. since like sec 3? cause i think typing out byebye is way cooler. but bb is nice too. hahahahahahahahahah!

i hate u u stupid unreasonable auntie who cut queue at the value dollar shop at compasspoint

2009-04-19T09:32:00.000-07:00

additions to my hate list:
1)the fat pa crew who said claimed that it was our fault that the track cannot be played
2)the unreasonable auntie who cut queue and still blame us that we queue on the wrong side
3)the cashier who served that auntie from (2) instead of us

i hope (1) will get fatter, so fat until he will get stuck at the door and not get out of the pa room ever again

i hope (2)'s son would not become like her

i hope (3) will be sorry and guilty for serving that evil woman and give me free stuffs

i know these hopes are very mean and probably wun come true but i feel like saying them out. because i am not happy!

this is a very short entry, u know why? because this entry has a super long title! haha

what happened today

2009-04-15T07:39:00.000-07:00

my hands trembled with immense fear when xiuxian (a pro ruan player) asked me to play the ruan in front of her. frantically i played a few notes which eventually turned into frustration. i threw the instrument at her and pulled the scholar's (who was sitting beside me) hair and found out that i was a wig! she's actually bald! i laughed uncontrollably and eventually fell to the floor and roll around with laughter until i saw a snake beside me!the snake bit my ear and i ran to weiliang (co president) and shout snake! snake! snake! he grabbed the snake at threw it downstairs and the snake landed on mr seet! (the discipline master). mr seet shout. ur hair too long! go cut now!

ok. the above story is totally untrue. i just wrote it because im feeling really frustrated. tomorrow will be a good day.

my throat feels super uneasy as my shoulders are super sore. i duno how to fix it. i think a good sleep would do. :):)

byebye

hello beautiful and handsome people

2009-04-10T07:16:00.001-07:00

today is good friday. supposed to go wanqin house to celebrate. but in the end i fell sick. cannot go jingwen hse to pracgtice ruan also. wad a bad friday.

but got to stay at home the whole day. and slp longer than usual. counted as 不幸中的大幸 ba. haha

wee i found another download site for albums. and just got jolin's new album. i feel like buying liang jing ru album. many nice songs inside! :) ha. so random

ok i'm meeting my friends to eat rojak at geylang serai. wish me good luck! :)

waaaaa

2009-04-08T07:47:00.000-07:00

lol winning is not important anymore. SLEEP is more important!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

i wanna slp, i dun wanna fail my assessment on saturday, i wanna practice for musicfest, i wanna get good grades, i wanna play maple. i wanna eat the nice nice shave ice. i wanna go kbox, i wanna watch movies, i wanna have lots and lots of money. i wanna kill all the ants in my house, i wanna paint over the O$P$ sign on my corridor wall cause it wasnt even our family who owe ppl money.

*catch breaths*

i wanna stare into space and think of nothing for a very long time. i wanna stare at ppl and hope ppl wun stare back at me. i wanna have more blog readers so that i can earn money (although i also dunoo how) i wanna download more songs. i wanna study chem. i dun wanna slp during lectures which is so hard. i wanna pass napfa.

so many things i wanna do. hahahahaha. but all seem like a dream. i'm a confused teenager.

i like the new msn. quite cool.

made me wanan talk to ppl. even those i rarely talk to. hehehehe.

ok i go practice ruan now. D: i think for the past few posts i had been saying the same thing over and over. like hello im very tired, den say i dun wanna get kicked out from syf, den say i go practice ruan. oh nooo! :( my life is so boring

WIN WIN WIN

2009-04-02T08:16:00.000-07:00

winning is not important. PUI. winning is dam important.

i think ppl who says that winning is not important is to make u relax so that u cannot win them.

i haven't had the winning feeling for such a long time so much so that i dun even feel like working hard anymore. but today i saw the chemistry results list and found out that i am number 208 in the whole cohort. it made me dam happy and feel like working hard for chem. if teachers tell u winning is not important, they will surely not put up that list can.

and hor if winning is not impt den ppl will not buy 4d.

ok this entry is totally random and meaningless. hahahahaa

i wanna work hard and get into the top 50 list at least. GO SIEWFONG U CAN DO IT.

tired tired tired tired tired tired tired

2009-03-30T07:47:00.000-07:00

i am exasperated by the amount of stuffs to do D:

if not for my sister who is using the bathroom i would have bathed and fly right into my bed. hahaha. fly into my bed such a funny phrase.

there's so many things waiting for me to do, and i know i can do it if i am willing to put my effort into doing it! yes i can! :) self-fufilling prophecy.

ytd went to waste time at IMM, went to meet max to see fei lun hai, in the end because of their popularity. we could only see their HAIR. siao. haha. den went to cut queue. and for a moment i forgot that i was standing between some crazy fans and i said 我不喜欢飞轮海 leh. (i dun like farenheit leh) quite loudly. den ma lu until i squat down and laugh madly. hahaha. got one girl turn back and stare at me. and another one behind said 去死啦 :( i didn't mean so say it out so loudly one.

look at the scary crowd. i think my phone camera quality quite good leh.

oh oh in the end they couldnt finish signing all the albums and left some crazy fans crying like mad. den chnge to hand shaking session. hahahahaha and sad maxine was the first to be cut off when they stopped shaking hands.

heng me and the others went out of the queue before they started squeezing like mad, some even faint (or act faint) leh.

den hor we saw one indian man step on a mouse on our way home. super duper duper duper duper duper duper disgusting. ARGH. the mouse nvr bleed or lungs nvr come out, but the max step liao the poor mouse like ball into one circle. ah i duno how to describe. it's a super super horrible scene to see. den we went home. that's the only enjoyable period of time of the day. imagine waiting from 3-8pm for nothing doing nothing. den eat dinner and go home. wa madness.

ok my sis come out liao. haha yay. i will bathe like mad and scrub until my skin become shiny and smooth like baby's buttock and hair become smooth and flowy as silk.

oh oh oh me and siting got into musicfest semi finals! hahaha :D:D so happy. and lucky.

byebye!!

i love you

2009-03-27T07:37:00.000-07:00

: ( such a weird feeling day

some ppl really lousy keep calling den hang up phone! :( den dun reply my message.

i shall practice ruan everyday and master it. and win the scholars so that i will not get cut from syf. :( so easy to say so hard to do. JIAYOU JIAYOU

hehe, siting have a nice trip to msia. had fun singing with u. :):) thank you for everyone's help in our audition exp wanqin who prepared honeywater for us! hahaha. and nengwei phagan and pockthong who stayed back after school and listen to us, and yeah pockthong with helping with my flats although i think i made many many mistakes.

tmr morning got co leh. 815 and cannot late! i wan see me or fang later. whoo

OH OH OH. i wan free ticket for chen qi zhen concert, i really wanna go but i really have no money! anyone who has free tics. you know i love u :):):) and i want u to love me and give me one. WAHAHA :D:D

EH. the soyjoy commercials are HILARIOUS. the must effort and little effort one! although it doesnt taste nice but the commercials make me wanna buy them. clever japs! haha. itadakimasu

byebye it's 11 time to slp

buzz buzz buzz

2009-03-25T09:25:00.000-07:00

haha D:

submission deadline for vj shirt design is 25 march and i send at zhun zhun 1259 cause i only got home at 9 to do it! hope it's not too late la. i hate my last minute-ness

this is my winning design! (hahahaha hope so la)

actually it was a random idea cause i saw this robot and thought of drawing one. since im desperate for a submission i just used it for the shirt design and put the words VJ IS and ta-da got link liao. huhu. put on the shirt in front is super weird but i only have one design and i too tired to make another one, so yeah lor :( i hope wanqin or siting wins hehehe den can share with me money.

ytd went to learn ruan with fang from jingwen after lunch at ikea. ahahahaha we were joking about the 1 dollar hotdog, aiya it's a long story but it's dam funny. hahaha. wa jingwen become a maths genius and got 83 for maths. madness, last year she got E for promos leh D:

i love love love my icecream phone more and more and i duno why. suddenly alot ppl oso wan buy leh! hahahaha. and i oso saw alot of ppl using it. but they use blue or pink de. ugly ugly ugly. wahaha.

nowadays i like to repeat words like this this this. i think it's because of my ulcer. ok it's not. it's because of retarded character. zz. eh but hor. i think my ulcer is killer leh. suddenly come out one and pain like bee sting.

talk about sudden, i think my house gt ghost! just now my dad's phone drop onto the floor with no reason, den suddenly his room got things drop. but all the windows are closed and the fans are off. eerieee like mad mad mad. haha :D:D

ok i go slp liaoo. so hungry. byebye! haha random post on a random day. happiness

p.s/TOMORROW I WILL START PACKING AND ORGANIZING MY NOTES OR ELSE I WILL NEVER EVER HAVE TUTORIALS OR NOTES FOR CLASSES. I SWEAR!!! IF NOT SOMEONE WILL POUR CHICKEN BLOOD ON ME.

what's your motivation?

2009-03-16T08:02:00.000-07:00

just witnessed a car accident. ok la not witness. is hear bam! den my kaypoh mum and dad went out. ok i followed LOL im kaypoh too. den see this old man walk out of the car with some other random ppl helping him walk to the side of the road. dunno wad happened. but looks interesting.

im enjoying life doing nothing. it's quite fun~
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stop being a loner

lala.

weird dreams

2009-03-14T19:29:00.000-07:00

yesterday i slept at 8.45pm! which is like immediately after my dinner. like pig D:

then i sleep until 4.30am. i think ct is a life changing experience because i had to wake up early to study. den now no nd study liao but i will still wake up automatically. siaoo! anyway i went back to slp and woke up at 9.30 den slp agn until 11. and had this really weird dream which i can remember vividly.

i remember pouring water into my cup and i found a really small tortoise in it. den i pour the tortoise into the sink! and the tortoise like scream or something LOL. aiya suddenly cannot remember rest of the details liao. got something like surfing blogs with someone and 批评 ppl like mad hahaha.

yesterday went NTU for some economics seminar with SIC. haha. sian like shit. den we went jurong point and walk around. den sit at subway talk very long. haha.

got this scary boy boy walk past den i give him weird face. den after that he stare at me and suddenly tear up. i dam scared of him leh!! i nvr do anything to him den he wan cry. wa lao is my face really that scary D:

we also discussed about how the cocla logo looks like a man's face. the o is the nose, the C is the chin and the la is the hair that curls up. aiya stare longer and you will find it. it's real!

SIC rocks! haha. we decided to change our name cause second intakers clan like very bad lidat. so we thought of some names like. singapore indian childcare, or self-intro clan which is not bad cause we can walk to up to ppl and self-intro hahaha! den make more frens!

anyway bought my icecream phone liao! nicenicenicenicenicenicenice

nicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenice

cannot understand why my father dun like any phones i choose. none of the phones i chose is good to him. nvm. already buy liao. and im loving it! :) i wanna buy a new lanyard because the money pattern one is too attention seeking D:

stitches on my messy table. haha duno why but ppl think i like stitch (or look like stitch). no my favourite cartoon character is pikachu!!!! BOOM!

i feel like going back to sleep again. i love the holidays, which is quite ruined because there's bridge and co camp. but nvm. because these 2 ccas are quite fun. no intention of quitting hahaha, like i always have in my past ccas :D:D:D

alright, bye!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAMA

2009-03-08T01:58:00.000-08:00

aiya is belated, but nvm :) jiayou for cts everyone

it's not raining now. but i'm blogging! :)

2009-03-05T04:09:00.000-08:00

yoohoo! today first time so early come home lehhhh. so happy. i watched 3 hrs of tv before starting to study. i guess that tv is really needed. cause for that period of 3 hours i think i will fall aslp for more than 10 hours if i read my notes. hoho

i havent do e assessment! school is so fun

i am looking forward to the bio test tmr! wee :D:D:D:D

common test i coming and i reckon that it is the reason why i am typing weird random things

im going to post random photos too!

fishballs come alive!

the glowing bacteria. whooo!

EAST POINT AT SIMEI LOL. first time i go there. for SHE signing. and i remember the incident while we were queue-ing. i felt bored and wanted to play those lame games where u are guailan and look up and hope people will follow u. den i started shouted "你看那里” and pointed to a random place. den alot ppl look there! den i nothing to say i just say "有很多鸟leh" (alot of birds leh) HAHAHAHA. stupid and embarrassing but fun!

i finally found chinese new year visiting photo D: wa took me dam long and so much effort! haha. but i went off early that day so v little photos have me :( this is at sam's house. wa he very nice, say want meet up den suddenly say tired. but he's sharing max's present so he is forgiven. money rule the world.

the first 3 photos above are taken with my "new" phone. which is my dad's old phone. ARGH when will i ever get my real new phone. sigh. hope it's soon though.

I TIO PERANAKAN COOKING FOR FEELING FAB DAY! hahahahaha. but it's 25 dollars. siao. i see xiao niang re, everything like free one. but quite ridiculous, everything's so ex. even learning cantonese costs 23 dollars!!! even i can teach la. mm gong lei dou mm ji. i only know this phrase though.

"i dun care i wan learn peranakan cooking for free or else i throw vase at u!"

zz. ok the above blog entry is for my practice for GP essay next week. :) but it doesn't have coherent paragraphs (in fact they are all random!), no thesis statement. bad grammar, no good phrases or cim cim words.

but got conclusion, one word. FAIL

whoohoo!

2009-03-04T08:01:00.001-08:00

happy birthday max!

sorry for the lack of creativity for the board above. haha D: but i think the surprise is nice though. oohoo. haev a nice trip to taiwan :)

下雨天下大雨好EMO

2009-02-28T04:15:00.000-08:00

it's raining heavily.

that's why i'm blogging :(

no link but nvm :D:D

im proud of myself. this is already my 81st post. whowee

anyway happy birthday phagan!

my present for her! the first attempt at making a doll. thank you for giving me motivation to really start making one. had been procrastinating since last year. hohoho

and i bought this box and painted on it. and u put the doll inside. look like got ears one! haha. but the box was super last minute cause i only started drawing and painting it on the bus on the way to school before passing her the present! i'm sure the person sitting beside me was staring while i was painting. it isnt very touched up but phagan dun let me take home and finish painting it. so oh well :(

just hope that you will enjoy ur bday and may all ur wishes come true! and i hope u will stop calling me lousy! : )

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anyway alot of things happened lately and i've been wanting to blog about them but i was too lazy!

like. wq had free lin you jia concert and nicely gave one to me! thank you!

the day right after the concert went with fang and max to get signature from S.H.E. haha! so cool. first time lining up for so long for some pointless thing. aiya was not totally pointless cause i got to see them in person and i really think hebe is the prettiest among the three.

our fruits of labour!

muacks! i got to kiss hebe O.O (who magically turned into a gigantic 2d monster)

aiya. and had been in a confused state lately cause of guzheng syf. all the people like dun like to talk about it and whenever i ask they give those answers which leaves me in even greater confusion, making me abit down.

i really dislike how the teachers handle this issue. keep ai mai ai mai (read in hokkien) lidat. den sneakingly do all the stuff behind our back to make us have a lower chance of joining syf. like disallowing those with 2 instruments to join both syfs and forcing them to choose either one, of course they will choose da zu la. if you dun want us to join, just tell us. we have nothing to say too. but if u want to do these kinda things it's like giving you a big tight slap after praising you, argh! hypocrite! (in a bad and evil way).

but i have no issues with hypocrites, cause everyone is a hypocrite in a way or another. that's why i dun like people who say they hate hypocrites, cause all their friends are hypocrites! (in a good way). i think im a hypocrite too! :) :) :)

oh just like junzhe who said he would not go for xcountry but turned up anyway D:

nevermind. i'm excited too! cause i'm joining musicfest with si ting! hahaha. so funny. hope we can even get thru auditions. and im getting free ice cream treat! whoo! :D:D:D

common test is coming. everyone had been gloomy. i dun like it. but im not those kinda person who can light up eveyone's mood so i shall just bear with it. and grumble on my blog. but school isnt dat bad because of all the funny people around me! like si ting! she had been super amusing lately i duno why! like act ah lian. hahaha

i am watching tv everyday which is no good. but it's super attractive. especially channel V. i duno why! everyday i on the tv i will turn to channel 102 hahaha. to watch mo fan bang bang tang and wo ai hei se hui.

i will go and study now. i swear! even though the sky is raining madly. the thunder is scary. but my favourite cartoon character is pikachu. hohoho. i will learn to love thunder. booom!

helloo

2009-02-03T05:20:00.000-08:00

this email i received. thought it was quite funny so i thought i'd share it! : )

hahaha. so funny!!! :D:D

HAPPY BITHDAY CHOYSIEWFONG <3<3<3 I LOVE YOU!

2009-01-29T08:44:00.000-08:00

HAHA!
i kiasu
leave a post on my birthday before i slp cause tmr when i get home my birthday over liao! D:

thanks for wishing me a happybirthday for those who did that :D:D

byebye

HOLIDAY

2009-01-26T18:08:00.000-08:00

i cannot believe it.

i woke up at 9+ and stood in front of the sink for 20 minutes trying to get the mucus and phlegm our of my mouth and nose D: couldn't bear with it and continue sleeping cause my throat sore like MAD! argh shudnt have eaten so much bakgua and pineapple tart. and eggrolls. hahaha

i only slp 6 hrs! now i cannot slp but im having a headache. argh. now watching the running show on chn u. so cool. they pri sch kids line up and run that one. haha. and yuan lai japan people talk in real like just like in drama. they not paiseh to say mushy things one leh. gambatteh nehhhhh!! oeishii nehhh! honto niii! hahahaha!

i dreamt of the icecream phone last night haha!

chioness!

ytd phagan suddenly changed her mind about having touchscreen phones and suddenly wanted the LG icecream phone. which i oso saw and fell in love with like a week ago! den on msn we were looking thru phones from japan which can be bought in sg but they are dam ex!! like the cheapest is 500+?

i really want it cause i couldnt find a nice flipphone in sg that is black in colour : ( white is oso cool so i dun mind. haha would look gay if i hold the pink or baby blue one :(

aiya. how?

nvm i shall convince my mum and dad that i will not lose/spoil my phone ever again!

********

i miss PAE. really! not that i dislike VJ but the feeling is different! i miss those days when we practically have fun and laugh over everything cause we are retarded. not like now where we would laugh over something then worry about everything else like school work or cca!

although i've only been in 19/08 for 1-2 months i can still rmb all the fun stuff we did tgt. although i was super antisocial on the first few days and was super dao. the laughter they had really brought me happiness!

jeff! d:	haiz
jeff! d:	that's life loh
jeff! d:	when we think we've made the wisest decision on earth
jeff! d:	you regret it
jeff! d:	kinda like
jeff! d:	you gain some, you lose some
jeff! d:	like you went to VJ and you got reunited with your sec school friends
jeff! d:	but now you miss us. (hahaha)

so true i decided to post it up :( had been posting up msn convos nowadays (and blogging more duno why!)

i stall stop ranting and continue watching the cool running show. i hope the black black girl with the pointed fringe in the middle wins. haha so cute. maybe go catch a short nap later. byebye!

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

2009-01-25T09:06:00.000-08:00

IM HAPPY! cause im going to get ang baos

weeeeeeeeeeeee. and eat bak gua and pineapple tart and eggrolls. and more bakguas. and pineapple tarts. and eggrolls D:

and..more bakguas. haha!
...and..more pineapple tarts

haha:D:D

im going to not sleep today and shou sui. tmr go bai nian will heavy eyebags D:
and guess what i am doing while not sleeping? im going to do homework and mug! i feel so proud of myself! wahahahahahahahahahaha. focus focus!

recently i got addicted to pet society. so fun! but earn money so slow. aish. i spent all my coins once i earn them. how o how o how? : ( and i suck at racing. i race like over 20 times and i only win like twice? how to jump over 2 bananas!!!!

nice? skinny phagan from africa requested a logo for medsoc. haha den i did it in like 1 hr! :D i think it's quite nice and simple. the heart shape thing is on purpose one!! not like anyhow twist den one heart shape come out haha.

yay i look forward to the icecream buffet. talk about icecream. i crave icecream. i love icecream. especially chocolate icecream. wa the 3 sentences rhyme leh.

heh. now i have to think of the CO cca-walkabout design. hmm:D:D:D but no reward.

waa. i was looking at some old until teeth drop out folders and i found a screenshot of msn convos. i found out that oli used to call me gor and she is super vulgar! D:

aish good old past. see our sec 1 photo which i scanned into my comp in 2005! LOL dam cute (im the one on the 2nd row from the top 4th from the left) wahahahaha

i wanna have another 2e6 outing or bbq where EVERYONE can be present! really!

ok i shall go back and do my bio skill a report! as promised. and i really look forward to tmr! and chu 2. but not wednesday! argh! why cant we have like a 5 day break for chinese new year den can have a 9 day break whoohoo! :D:D:D:D

ANTS ANTS ANTS

2009-01-23T05:05:00.000-08:00

freaking ants are infesting my house. it's like an invasion.

millions and millions of them are crawling around my living room. and it pisses me off like shit!

last time i used to not hate them cause when i squish them to death, they will leave a scent on my finger which smelled like perfume. but now they are basically crawling onto everything they see. even my innocent biology textbook. wtfbbqktv!

chinese new year is coming for goodness sake and they are doing this to me and my family!? what can they achieve by crawling all over the place! just go away! to my neighbour's house or something! they are richer!

i declare that im a ants-hater officially and i might even make a logo for it! ha. ants sucks!

enough of complaints!

something happy to talk about. today i went to TOPONE KTV at bugis with fang and germ after the silly and meaningless day in sch. : ) it's quite cool cause the thing is from 11am-6pm (that's 7 hours of singing nonstop) and they are quite frank with the prices and stuff. they stated the prices of everything and when they said it's 16 dollars nett we really only had to pay 16 dollars. im kinda surprised by their honesty: ) not like kbox. they put 14++ and in the end you have to pay like wad 17 dolalrs? it wouldnt hurt to be honest right?

aiya but me and fang went dere at ard 12, wasted 1 hr. and germ came at around 1.30 while me and fang sing. 2 ppl is really no good cause u dun wanna waste the mic and u have to sing every single song and u will get really tired! got one song i fell aslp. HAHA. after germ came it became better cause i can rest while they sing. hahaha. it was fun! cause after i rest i sing like mad! so happy!

but i have to complain (again) that their drinks taste like urine! omg. i think urine might have even tasted better. at least i heard that urine is good for ur health (hahahahahha drink more urine la u).

check them out at
http://www.toponektv.com/

i think i've been mean to people these few days. i have been having mixed feelings about school. i wanna work hard but i cant seem to do it when im in a moody environment. everyone around me doesnt seem to be happy. and that makes me extra sian. and i hate people who comment about me when they dun really know me, i dun even know myself that well so who are u to judge me? only my mother have the authority can!

hope school would be better after chinese new year : ))

i feel really guilty towards xiuqi because i totally forgot to do the bio skill A thing. i hope u will forgive me if u are reading this post. i will really do it!

and ying too! if u are reading this post i want to tell u that i didnt mean to be mean and all. i hope u will forgive me too. hope u will get over your stuff soon thou' : (

p.s. the ants thing isnt that bad but there's really alot of them appearing in my house

I'VE UN-PRIVATISED MY BLOG. FINALLY!

2009-01-21T05:36:00.000-08:00

wa hoo! i'm back to blog!
shocked!?

HAHA :D so funny.

yoohoo. the reason i made my blog private is because im too lazy to blog and i cannot stand to see it not updated! i did not invit anyone to read haha! but i've charged up enough energy to write a new post so ya lor! i unprivatised it.

a new blog skin for this new post. it's nice (not made by me though)

sch reopen liao but it wasnt very interesting D:
everyday nothing but pay money only!
today worst. i was happily slping after writing the gp essay happily until tim wang tap me awake and ask for $5 (which wasnt his fault cause mr foo wanted us to pay)! that ruined my day totally!

obama is cool.

inauguration day was also glenn's birthday!
bought 2 cakes cause the big ones not nice so we decided to buy 2 small ones instead

my present for him.

cool right? :D i draw until midnight leh. (ok start from midnight also) haha :D im so happy alot ppl say it looks like it's printed! we had dinner and around 5 of us went to play at playground haha! so funny. play some crocodile game where ppl run on the playground bigbig thing(i wonder what it is called) while another person (the crocodile) is on the ground trying to chase and touch the peron on the big big thing. hahahahaha. it's quite exciting leh. funny like mad

it was the only fun event that tok place in these 2 weeks and im hoping that school would be better. i feel so emo everyday. sucks! i got booked ytd for being late. because i was procrastinating on the sofa at home. it seems so much comfortable than the LT seats. i feel that i am incongrous (new cheem word i learnt) with the VJ way of life. busy busy busy. when can these people ever take a break!

a meaningful conversation with my bu-hui-bu-hao-yi-si pw group leader

----•(-• 08S30 •-)•---- NENG says: i think be neng wei not bad wad

siewfong says: ya i think not bad oso

siewfong says: be siewfong no good. lazy and stress over being too lazy

sigh. i know myself well

----•(-• 08S30 •-)•---- NENG says: sf nvr changes

----•(-• 08S30 •-)•---- NENG says: but the world around him does

how to change sia. obama help me la.

oh i want to cook this fried pork! from this recipe book we found in the library. hahaha it's those kind of fried pork u see those mothers in japanese drama make for their children and they fighter for the center piece! hahaha. oeishiii nehhh. but i dun think im a good cook. i only know how to fry the things my mother tell me to fry until she says stop.

ok i shall end my entry here. i go back mugging! surprisingly i dun miss maple. at all! but it's not like im addicted to reading notes too. argh!

HAPPY NEW YEAR

2009-01-01T06:37:00.000-08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR

argh, nothingto blog about but i want to leave an entry on first day of new year before i regret it.

haha

ok talk about my new year resolution.

i wanna get good results (this wish nvr get old one wa lao!)

i wanna save alot of money before i regret it like this year (old wish too)

i wan everyone to be happy n healthy!

world peace =x

bye! : )

2008-12-24T10:19:00.000-08:00

MERRY XMAS EVERYONE!

i know i may not have been very nice to everyone, or very friendly. but i do hope that i will change. for the better! : )

yes 2009 will be a better year i hope it comes soon. it will be super hectic and confusing. but i guess it's a year we must go through. starting to mug soon. soon. soon! i promise. soon!

drawing xmas cards now. super last minute but i hope they will turn out nice! : )

bye everyone!

i love you all!

smile!

haha!

2008-12-16T08:28:00.000-08:00

LOL this video is dam cute!

Patapon is the latest craze. i wanna playyy! hahaha it's a super addictive game, but come to think of it, you only have to press a few buttons in the same rhythm. but ist's so cute! aiya aiya aiya. haha

anyway i found this pikachu pic which he rubbed his cheek. it's even cuter when de picture animates. too bad i duno how to upload. waaaaa super cute can. why am i surrounded by cute things. i cannot stand it. maybe im too cute. hahaha

i look forward to saturday and monday!

the CO camp is @_@ it's basically 3 days of normal practices squeezed in a row. but oh well. i guess we needed it lol. i'm always late for practice but i duno how to solve this problem. noo

i wanna go to kok leong's course. i think it's super cool! and i think his website is awesome. i want to learn from him. haha

new song i like!

hello! : )

2008-12-14T08:45:00.001-08:00

for yujing's class

hope they accept it. cause i nd money ><

quick random post

xiao niang re is a nice show! the people who bullies ju xiang and yue niang deserves to die!

i hope xmas comes soon!

i think this year's class chalet is quite cool! : )

bye!

2008-12-09T09:29:00.000-08:00

hohoho. have been leading a pig life, i visit my own blog and i dun feel disturbed by the lack of updates!

woweeee. but now i have decided to write a short post.

had been desperately looking for money nowadays. haha. duno for what but i cant stand the fact that i dun have a single cent with me. shiiet!

i'm really scared sia, cause i duno if my design will be liked, cause im not sure myself whether i think it's nice. or worth 20 bucks ) :

had been playing maple non-stop for the past few weeks, so much so that i dun feel fun in it already. i wanna start studying but i duno how. had been telling myself next week ba, next week ba, but next week doesnt come! sucks

i reaaaally miss school suddenly.

finally i can return de shoes i owe ) : i hate my irresponsibility but i can't help it.

seems like i have lost the competitiveness in me. wasnt as angry as before. seems like i can take in things, good or bad, very easily, like i dun care about anything anymore.

i can still remember how i cried like a spoilt brat over losing in a competition, but i dun think i would do that anymore.

i dun wanna grow up, life just gets boring.

and i think the older i get, the less willing i am to make friends. and i can't seem to connect with people as well as before. always have the thought that people hates me.

that's me in a few paragraphs! : )

yeah that's about it. hehe. maybe my holiday wasnt as boring as i tell everyone. if it is i would blog everyday. (that's right, today is a super boring day that's why i bloo i just like to grumble and exagerrate about things that do not go right

yay 401 chalet is coming soon. yay can get my gong qians liao :D and i look forward to tomorrow!

seems like it isnt as short as i wanted this post to be. haha.

go siewfong! you are a happy person! and you like to talk in third person! : DD it rhymes!

today is one of the worsts days of my life

2008-11-18T06:01:00.001-08:00

~~sucks.~~

2008-11-09T08:30:00.001-08:00

i love maplestory. it's not a big secret but it isn't known by many too.

hahaha. anyway yesterday was YMCA thing. haha there were too many people in logistics and all wehad to do is give out goodie bags. and it needed like at most 5 but there were more than 10+ people in the group. the funnest thing during the event was the YMCA dance. Y. M. C. A. A A.A.A.A.A.A.A.

too bad my phone is stolen by a person who deserve a painful death. or else i can upload some retarded photos taken. got one is me and jialin do this face>> x) den xD.

today was party world day! weee 4hrs of singing. kinda short for me and i guess for everyone else cause in the end we had to skip songs. no pics again. i think my blog had been photoless for the past few posts and i dun think that's very interesting for people to read. nvm. i think the 300 thousand readers at most will reduce to around 200 thousand per day. dun play play i have got some loyal readers one ok. hahahahahahahaa

im looking for a job right now. i really need one. desperately. unlimited wants but limited cash. i hate it

anw tmr is s30 class outing! i hope it will be fun. i think it's my first outing with them. :( i am not a good classmate.

heya heya

2008-10-26T09:30:00.000-07:00

just another random post D:

i used a marker and drew a black line across my face.

nah im just kidding

i wan to have a pet dog for my birthday and the next day i can have dog soup for dinner.

have a nice day!

2008-10-25T09:56:00.000-07:00

whoo. i'm blogging again =D

and i changed my blogskin. it's very cool! i like it alot.

happy belated birthday siting. haha the 3 ppl pastamania lunch was fun.

yesterday or 2 days ago during a msn conversation with jingwen i felt like crying. suddenly felt that life now is dam miserable. duno why. it's dam pointless! i hate pw, not because of my group, but because it's taking too much of my time. not that my time is very precious or wad la. or it would be spent on something more meaningful. nvm. i'll just drown myself in self pity and keep on complaining.

recently during guzheng sessions we learnt this new song called zhan tai feng. it's a very nice song. haha but it makes our fingers rot. i guess this is called the learning process ba. my dad said he wouldnt buy me a guzheng, and he'll rather buy me a guitar. but when last time i join guitar he oso nvr buy me one. LOL.

now i realised i have join so many ccas before. maybe i am those 3 minute hot kind (haha direct translataion) of person. ok..not maybe, i am those kind of person. i realised i enjoy finding new things to do, but not complete learning or doing it before doing smth else. maybe this wil cause me fail in life in future.

and i realised that i am dam irresponsible. i just lost my phone, which is just a few weeks after i nearly lose my wallet. and if i really lost that wallet, it would be my second time. i miss my phone alot.

i really hate myself. how i wish i can become another person. someone who is more alert, someone more useful. someone with lots of friends and someone with lots of money.

i am currently not happy at all.

but as i have said to jingwen. i am sometimes depressed, but most of the time i am a happy person.

ok bye people. thanks for reading.

i dun wanna die

2008-10-01T11:14:00.001-07:00

: )

2008-09-22T22:36:00.000-07:00

i created a new poem out of too much joy studying econs

i love econs
i love to mug
i love myself
and i love someone else
that person is choy siew fong

ths last line doesnt fit into the poem totally but i like it the most.

this is called siewfong lit. not chick lit not lad lit. i love gp too but i spelt one word wrongly and i thought ubiqitous is ambiguous cause they look the same LOL. aiya u wudnt understand unless u took the paper.

my impossible dream:

if you like it you can download it and put it as ur hp wallpaper. just credit me if anyone asks : ) better if u pay. but u wudnt cause its a public good. it's non-excludable and non-rival. it's a total market failure but it's pleasing to see ppl use it. so use it when u have the chance to free ride. i might delete this picture anytime, and then u cry. hahaha.

photo of 4 pathetic people fighting for a pathetic mooncake in the dark LOL

ok i shall go study chem. maybe u will get to read more interesting poems after that. : DDDDD

2008-09-17T23:42:00.000-07:00

"you asshole". dam.

anyway couldn't make use of my favourite phrase i found in some gp book for the exam today.
"The problem is that the adult critics seem to have forgotten what it was like to be an adolescent, to weep into one's pillow at night listening to a lovelorn singer's whining." this is dam funny cause i dun think my mum would every cry into a pillow after listening to some song. ok the whole essay was quite funny, it talks about some popular culture thing. anyway i think my gp will die very badly.

i hate my life currently. but nvm. it'll all get better in time. lol so emo. someday u will see scars on my wrist because i cut it with penknife. then i will grow super long hair and cover my eyes with it. and i will put on mascara and constantly dress in black and tattoo a skull on my neck or somthing. LOL

anyway i forgot how to put imeem on my blog. i think olivia teach me before. but i forget liao DD: someone teach me please.

i found a new "after promos resolution"

2008-09-15T09:54:00.000-07:00

i wanna sew a doll.

cool right, not sewn by me, but i think they are dam cool. i'm going to sew a doll after promos, but the only experience i had was sewing this really ugly puppet for home econs, i wanted to sew a big bad wolf but turn out like a pig. aiya nvm, i shall try my best.

today chem lecture was very funny. there was a lizard near sonia and she just shout "i cannot, i cannot, i cannot, i cannot" den jump onto the chair. hahahaha. den mr amazing/wonderful told her to sit down. hahaha. aft chem chionged to maths with junzhe. we were the first to reach. chiong with siewfong, u will nvr be late for tutorials. wahahahaha. after everything just go home. wad a boring day.

i watched superband today. and i found out the one of the judge, jiu jian had a freaky crooked nose. hhahahaha. really eh! my mum told me he had a nose job and banged onto the wall or smth. dam sad. and the vocalist of screamm look like jolin tsai.

should i look for a part time job aft promos? i nd money, desperately (to buy cloth for sewing the doll, hahaha)

i hate my comp (i wish)

2008-09-13T10:51:00.000-07:00

i think my comp is going to kill me
once i start the comp i cannot stop using it.

i dun see why some people can online for one whole day everyday still get good results.

hm, anybody can suggest smth that can stop me from touching the comp? like put some electric socket on on button and when i touch i will get electric shock. hm, cannot right later i die den cannot study. a lock would make me look very desperate like im a drug addict.

i hate promos and i hate my comp (for now)

maple wait for me! post promos wait for me! i heard we are having one whole week of pw. the lesson goes like pw chinese pw chinese pw chinese pw chinese. LOL retarded. later those people taking chinese write in chinese without noticing. and maybe they will become as cheenapok as me. but im looking forward to OP rehearsal. sounds exciting. we get to book rooms for rehearsal. like performance. cool sia :D

anyway friends! my sms bao le, so i wun reply until like monday D: sorry! so for now u can type messages like "hello siewfong, YOU SUCK! neh neh ni poo poo" and i dun get to scold u back. hahahahaha.

friday went back to xms to celebrate lantern festival. it was held in the primary sch. irritating pri sch kids+ nothing for us to do means boring. in the end it just became a 4-people talk at the parade square thing and share one pathetic moon cake thing. quite fun la, dang cheng last gathering before promos.

i wanna learn rollerblading and learn how to swim. cause i predict singapore will have a huge wave hitting VJC on a sunday while i am at home and start flooding singapore then our exams will be cancelled and everybody will be promoted. yay

ok i shall go buy lock for my comp alr. byebye :)

today was a retarded day.

2008-09-11T07:10:00.001-07:00

go to school for nothing, at leat half the class didnt come to sch cause today lesson goes like this:

gp 1 hr
break
break
break
pw for 15 mins
maths half n hour
lesson finish

dam waste time right? and we took like half a period looking for classroom for gp lol. my travelling time even longer den lesson time

the only thing that was exciting was talking about maple with jw lol! smsed to discuss about what we are going to do after promos the whole morning during my classes and breaks until lesson over. den saw jw with fang at concourse when dismiss and i went to find them and talked continue our conversation. talked about it over lunch too. hahaha we are mapletards (a new word i invented for people addicted to maple) we are going to have guild zak! hahaha maple rocks :D maybe we are considering to have another guild outing, aiya hope it wouldnt be as gang ga as the last one D:

afternoon was spent smsing and mugging and playing lumines block on my phone

then the stupidest thing happened.i was mugging halfway until my father say go out eat dinner. guess what! today is his birthday! i totally forgot about it la D: i feel so guilty. i feel very guilty, because i never remember my parents' birthdays and mother father day. i think i am dam unfilial. but just now went out to have chili crab for dinner :) super nice. how i wish i can have the nice nice fried bun with the chilli crab sauce for breakfast everyday, summore can train my level of tolerance for chilli.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAPA

oh ya, i am addicted to this song no air
the song is a natural tongue twister, i spent the whole day trying to sing it but still fail

tell me how i'm supposed to do with no air
cant breathe cant live with no air
it's how i feel whenever u aint there
no air, air

this song keep repeating in my mind at night and i cdn't slp. i used to slp like a pig when i lie on the bed last time but now it's so hard to fall aslp. so many things to do, so little time. so many things i wan, so hard to get. and i still cannot think of a poem for phagan, someone help me? :) aiya no nd, i am "the super genius world-proclaimed poet" (quoted from her blog) :D

i shall not slp today until i finish mugging my notes. my original plan didnt have the birthday dinner, aiya 2 hours lost.

tmr shall be a good day, expect some un-emo blog entry! :D

SLOGAN OF THE DAY

2008-09-10T09:30:00.000-07:00

no contact with nengwei

no need for iris!

my new poem about biology

2008-09-08T00:21:00.000-07:00

biology is happy
biology is sad
biology is everything
i cannot understand

my new poem. i seriously think i can become a great poet. how come nobody believe me?

and i learnt this new phrase on the bus caleld IWTGM. i oso learnt maths. phagan is a great teacher :) haha today we chionged home even though there was maths lecture

2008-09-05T08:13:00.001-07:00

yay i finally overcome the topic 6 of maths tys obstacle le. cause i totally skkipped it. hahaha. AP GP of a levels is super scary. i do until wan cry. and i do binomial expansion until my eyes oso expand till bigbig. hahaha.

anw im going to post photos!!!! of stuffs i toook using my phone. (and some from jingwen :D )

STEPS TO DO MAKE CUPCAKES!

1) make the watery thing

2) put in oven

3) den draw the picture on it. haha nice right its a portrait of u :D

YES U MADE SOME CUPCAKES. NOW U GO CATCH LOBSTER LOL

HERE! at lower pierce reservoir. near germ house. beware of monkies though. they jump around to snatch food. sian sia we have to watch out for monkies while catching lobsters. haha.

after a while, like 2 hours, we caught nothing T..T den i got bored and played with my phone camera. hahaha was trying to be artistic. ask olivia to be my model and pose for me LOL.

artistic. ehh. it's about a black person posing in a black and white photo. D: you geddit right? :D

whoo we caught 2 lobsters and they mated and gave birth to another one in the tank. see the picture below.

actually we caught 3 la. hahaha. we couldnt keep these things so we had to throw them back into water. and the funniest thing happened. the highlight of the day. the funniest thing that happened. laugh until cannot stop. fang really THROW them back into the water. hahahahahaahahaha. she hold the feelers and then swing swing swing den THROW the lobster into the water.

glenn so sad have to go off before we catch any lobsters. is the first time he come sia. sad person. haiya. nevermind at least eh can get to see pictures of lobsters :D next time everyone shud come and catch lobsters. cause it's so much fun. test ur patience and ur ability to stay in one position without moving. like stone guy D: (the person in our school comp lab)

ok. i nothing to post le. byebye! catching lobsters is the funest thing to do when u have no money :D and the 2nd funnest thing is to do maths tys. i shall go do it now. to make myself happier ;D

i shall leave you guys with a poem made by me

some people are evil
some people are scary
some people cant wait to see these people die

it doesnt rhyme, but o well, i thought of it in 1 minute or so. tell me i can become a great poet please :D

2008-08-29T07:17:00.001-07:00

today i felt stupid in vj.

anyway..
HAPPY TEACHERS' DAY!
to all the teachers who taught me before!

some of my fav teachers in xinmin :D (ok i could only find photos of them so i shall post them up, haha)

i felt so gan dong when my art teacher from sec 2, mdm sai said she felt so proud to see me on tv for the record challenge thing. after sinli (my primary school classmate) said i look funny on tv LOL.

then went to find miss tee who showed off her boyfriend to everyone. haha. everybody was so kaypoh.

THIS IS MISS TEE :D

then we took class photo and went to eat lunch at heartland mall. saw YO taiyi. haha

then we developed the new cheer which was to shout out the exclaimed sound and say oh my god then the name of the person. aiya very stupid but nvm. glenn was so shocked to hear us cheer at him when we went his house after lunch. played bridge for like 1 hr until i fell aslp on the floor in his bedroom. everyone just left me sleeping like a corpse on the floor while they play majong D: EVIL PEOPLE. hahaha.

today wasn't a bad day. managed to give out all the muffins lol. stupid. and got to play dj max. and i sucked at it. haahha

so i shall study hard now!

and the final words to my life:

Me: hey life
life: yes?
me: i hate u and i shall give u up to study like hell
life: ok good luck
me: thanks
life: bye

and off i go, become a no life super duper mugger. whoo! and continue to be happy, or act happy at least :) i love my blog so much now so i guess i wun close it down in the near future

2008-08-25T07:01:00.000-07:00

found it on ying's blog. it's the photo taken during dinner after kbox session, i like kbox! allow me to shout out all my unhappiness. hahaha

I LOVE KBOX!

aiya now everytime i go home i feel as if my heart is going to stop beating. too stress? i duno. anyway i like the 10pm show. very funny. it's about this rich woman losing her memories and stuffs. ahha she is dam funny :D

MY FRIDAY SATURDAY AND SUNDAY

2008-08-24T09:44:00.000-07:00

just wanna note down some enjoyable moments these few days.

friday was supposed to be a holiday D: but due to unforseen circumstances, i went to school. it was a confusing day. the whole day was spent unproductively. brought my whole maths file to school but never even touch any of the tutorials, i even almost lost my file D: i think i am suffering for this serious illness called irresponsibility.

although that afternoon was unproductive, it was happy as i got to hear many stories and even scare people. ok not people but person. hahaha. you know who u are. in fact i managed to scare her thrice =D

and we made this board for parents who helped us: D haha it was super last minute and ink splattered everywhere. haha and nengwei tried to clean the ink with bowl washer. what is he thinking!? his ahma cooked dinner for us, yay save money :D

after the psg meeting went out to busstop with nw, siting and phagan. met glenn at the busstop to meet others to go see fireworks at marina area. at the bustop nengwei stood there to curse us with his 36-duncome power, i duno how he do that but it is proven that he is truely capable of doing it after numerous experiments. after a loooooooooong wait, the bus finally came den went to watch fireworks. super nice.

this woman is horrible, she ask her friend to stand in front of me to see the fireworks, i was staring at her leh and she didnt care like i no nd see fireworks lidat. wa lau eh disgrace to her country which is china, her accent is super heavy. dun blame me cannot see her face, how can i take a photo when she is looking at me hahaha.

i shall upload the video of the fireworks i took:D someday

all in all, i enjoyed that day alot cause i learnt that ponning lesson can be fun too!

saturday was mug maths day, didnt do much cause i keep falling aslp while doing maths

sunday went to buy present for miss tee. we went to plaza sing haha and go to the sell paper ex ex shop to buy paper. =.= and spotlight to buy wooden letters lol to make a collage.

haha after dinner me max glenn and germ did smth stupid. we went to hongkong restaurant to just have the mango ice for dessert. the waiter laugh at us sia. cause we only ordered the mango ice. fun fun. the ice can carve one. i made this face and while i carve it they gobled up the icecream which i only had one spoon of it. they super fast

after this we payed and ran off, cause 4 ppl go there just to buy dessert really abit diu lian haahah.

went home after that to watch beijing olympics closing ceremony. but i fell aslp after like 10 mins of the performance. too tired i guess.

i have come the the end of post. aiya i didn't write it with alot of enthusiasm, so this post is abit dry. i read le oso feel sian. i shall try to write smth more interesting next time! haha.

REPLIES TO TAGS

2008-08-15T05:07:00.000-07:00

yes, i am going to copy other people and reply to tags in my entry. i scared if i nvr reply i will lose my viewership of around 300 thousand people perday. i know it's alot, but i guess people are too shy to tag.

kaijie: HELLO!

missy G: hahaha, i where got force. i only threaten people only :)

xinni: yes i had fun at NDP hahahahahaha, i nvr reply ur tag for so long, NDP like 5 days ago

kok: yes i will link u...someday..

phagan: phagan is the most yin sian er du person in the world waahaha

fatin: HELLO! aiya never take photo with u. or got? haha i dun rmb

debra: is the photo funny or the person in the picture look funny D: im saddened. haha

sherman: hello!

ok after replying, i guess my blog viewership will increase from 300thousand to around 2 billion per day. i guess that's a big increase right? haiya im too popular hahaha.

YOUR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND

haha very random. anyway singapore going to get a medal finally after like 40 plus years!!

yeah well done pingpong girls :D hahaha

I'M SO PROUD TO BE A SINGAPOREAN!

TOMOROW IS NATIONAL DAY!

2008-08-08T07:42:00.001-07:00

and today is NATIONAL DAY EVE!

i forced to go back to vj, and found out only 5 out of 25 in my class went. actually alr got this kinda feeling everybody will pon cause today 55 super empty

anw quite lame cause psg ask us go to sch just to cut some ice lolly. haha im sorry nengwei for pangsehing you halfway.

after pangsehing ppl, i ran out of school, and felt a sense of freedom, and went right away to find my gangster friends and started smoking. haaha im just kidding

ok i went back to xinmin to find out that it's equally boring there. haha den me max glenn and oli went travelled to ngee ann to see the ndp celebration there. oh on the bus, we waved like some celebrity to the connect singapore students from amkss, haha they waved back. we are so popular :D

anw we went super early to ngee ann, after lunch we went to play cluedo. and i found out i am the proest cluedo person ever, we played 3 games and i guessed everything correctly in all 3 games. maybe i am destined to be a detective, but no, i dun wan to be a detective. i want to be an olympic athlete, because today is beijing olympics opening day.

no link but nvm.

anw the celebration was...expensive. ngee ann dam rich, they still got those mini fireworks u see in concerts one leh.

haha still got the thing that blows tiny pieces of paper, dam nice. but the shows were abit boring. i was either smsing ppl or slping, just like during lectures.

after that maxine's dad who is a nice guy (unlike maxine) decided to give us a lift to boon keng mrt. haha, while waiting for him, we played another game of cluedo. guess wad, i won again WAHAHAHAHA. call me the cluedo genius please. im so happy, im gona call myself cluedo king.

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anyway.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WENGUANG! :D
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yeah, today is also beijing olympics opening!!!!
whoo, singapore only came out like 10 seconds hahaha. but o well, that's still a proud moment :D

and i saw on newspaper the 4D got come out beijing olympics number, haha dam funny.
top prize is 8817 and their explanation was, 88 is the date of opening of olympics and it lasts 17 days, wa dam good at linking things. i pei fu them :D

this post is posted because
I LOVE SINGAPORE
BYE!

I LOVE MY BLOG

2008-08-03T05:55:00.001-07:00

haha, in the end i didn't delete my blog. ok i shallw rite about NDP bay ambassador!

yesterday was NDP preview, last show before the actual one. oh duno wad will my saturdays be like without NDP anymore D: haha maybe can use the opportunity to work harder and study for my promos (im a hard working person)

ok photos:D

the bigbig FLOATING stage, orange sector! :D

my stitch trying to swallow the stage

see i take photo with maxine i look so scared. cause she look so scary. ahahaha. she have so much kicking people for fun. ok the only person she kick for entertainmentis me. but because i learn taekwondo b4 i managed to dodge most of her attacks. however there were some that i did not manage to siam and my leg tio kick until swollen.

in this photo u can see me calling for help while she look like she is going to kick me again.

jialin abit scary too. HAHA

jingwen is a nice person so i smiled in the photo

olivia too, ok she is not but i had to smile or else she will kill me. HAHAHA scarier than maxine

but glenn thinks im a evil person like maxine so he smile very reluctantly. and my face looks slanted in this pic D:

yay. XMS at NDP! and the uniform is really ugly D:

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now i blog about our pw stall haha : D

everyday early early wake up go sch carry fridge haha!

it was a nice experience, we managed to sell everything:D and i drank honeydew rice drink everyday haha. but some ppl complain the coupon we gave them only got 10 cents discount ahahah. but dat's too bad :)

the group photo not with me T..T so i canot post, sad.

our exhibition! nice nice nice

shihua and xilei helped me pose for our project. the information was so interesting that they had to do it.

the mango icecream so yummy i had to bring it to LT to eat during lecture :)

whoo! posters i edited from su ann's for advertisement

ok i uplaod photos until my hands suan liao. i shall end my entry here. byebye^^

2008-08-01T03:09:00.000-07:00

im closing down my blog soon: D

im updating

2008-07-08T06:39:00.000-07:00

WAAA~ WAAAA~
i updating LEH

:D
:DD
:DDD
:DDDD
:DDDDD
saturday NE show 1, haha. some of the public very guai lan, refuse to sit down properly and refuse to walk. hahaha, but it was quite fun repeating WELCOME TO NDP, PLEASE MOVE ALL THE WAY IN THANK YOU.

hoho

i shall tell u the story about JACK
JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK
this random guy called me one day and ask me if i am married in super broken english, worse den mine
"hi. have a nice day 2 u? taken breakfast already?"
den i decided to entertain him and i told him i am MARY HAHAHA.
i am a 21 year old japan woman who shifted to singapore to work, dam funny. i going to divorce my husband soon. LOL

one day i felt irritated by his spamming of sms-es and told him my husband suspicious already, will sms him back when i divorce him. he believe me leh and stop smsing me

recently he started sms-ing again, den today suann went to reply him hahaha. den it was super funny, she went to take an ugly photo of herself and i editted it into this ultra ugly thing but in the end never send to jack.

then during some break shihua xilei went to call him leh, can die of funnyness le. they even use my phone to prank call a person tell her she win 1 million dollar, some kotex competition. i scared the person call police.

i shall talk about my mid years...
...
ok i shall end here

hapy happy

2008-03-08T07:12:00.000-08:00

HAPPY 三八 day!
WHOO! according to SLC, today is 38 day, where ppl become v bitchy.

missy g just reminded me of this day.

anyway, happy bitching! (acccording to missy g, haha)

siewfong loves money:)

2008-02-26T02:34:00.000-08:00

ok, so i'm posted to vj, but i'll still love cg19/08 and SLC!

NINETEEN OH EIGHT

SLC!

i dun hate Vj, i chose the school myself, but cannot expect me to adapt like within a day so yeah. i'm now on my oilicy of isolationism. haha

anyway it's still good to be in the same sch as so many 401 people.

and i went for air rifle tryout, haha! hope i get in then i'll not worry about not having a cca, yeah:) i wanted to join choir, but i heard they had 3 practises a week, 4 hours each per practise. omg, that's like 12 hours of singing. like k box for 3 days a week, for 2 years, without a mic. HAHA.

and i'm on a lausai spree! and have to medicine to make it stop, sad right. i think food poisoning or smth. now i see food i no more apetite. ok i bluff one, i still eat like a pig

ok la, people wish me good luck, my new classmates seems like nice people, hope i dun suffer in Vj: ) i go play neopets now, although there are 15 dollars worth of notes begging me to read them HAAAAHAHAHAA. neopets seems much more attractive.

yay

2008-02-20T07:11:00.001-08:00

OMG TOO MANY words

Speed test

HELLO PEOPLE I KNOW U LOVE ME

2008-02-18T04:24:00.001-08:00

yes yes, i know u people love me. love me so much u wan to puke right.

VALENTINES DAY(:

SLC had some great plans for the day but in the end we "went home"

anyway i made things for SLC people!

ya they are made from rice and m&ms and cardboard and glue and the thing u put ur tiny busicuits in. hehe. i am super nice right.

FAST FORWARD

oh ok, then on saturday me shit and max went to fang's house to MAJONG. we started at abt 2.30 then played till abt 8 then max and shit had to go, so i stayed on and play with fang's sis and mother. HAHA. majong for more than the time i use to slp la! and den majong till my butt so pain.

then sunday went jogging HAHAHAHAHAA. the biggest accomplishment of my life was running 1km without stopping. it's like an OMG OMG OMG APPLAUD FOR ME thing. ya then after that went to block 401 to eat bfast. then go to glenn's house to MAJONG AGAIN. hahaha. after that went hg mall to eat lunch den i went back home at abt 6+ and i slept till the next day! it's almost 10 hours. then my eyebag disappeared. im just kidding

IM BORED. I WAN TO PLAY MAJONG LA. IM SO DESPERATE FOR IT. AHAHAHA

before i go i shall post posters i made for SLC people. the first one is for pw presentation, and it became my hobby cause it's so funny.

FUNNY RIGHT HAHAHAHA. still got some i cannot put or else i will die a scary death. whoo!

and nowadays i started writing alot of stories. and one goes like this:

one day jefferson saw xiaowei and gave her a big tight slap.

xiaowei went to missy g and missy g threw michelle at jefferson.

liang liang saw that and went to punch missy g.

missy g rapped and huihoon and nat heard her.

they threw money at her and fong fong snatched the money away

THE END

taken from missy G's blog. i couldn't remember the others hehe. they are like some dinosaur falling into a pond or something.

i love everybody except some people. haha

ok enough nonsense and i shall end this entry now. byebye to all that love me: D

HAPPY NEW YEAR

2008-02-08T07:23:00.000-08:00

WOO!. happy new year to everybody, have fun collecting ang baos and eating all those yummy things. sad i can only watch due to my deadly illness. ha.

BYE!

hello people: )

2008-02-04T00:09:00.001-08:00

i'm suffering from this deadly disease called fever, therefore i got 3 days mc.

although im suffering, i still managed to crawl to the computer and type this entry and play neopets. HAHA

i'm not sure if i'll ever recover from this deadly illness, so people, do remember me.

see you people soon :)

love,
siewfong

ANOTHER POST

2008-02-02T07:56:00.000-08:00

this post is about the outing TODAY!
went to celebrate mine and janet's birthday with olivia fang glenn max jialin and ying
went to some jap restaurant at vivo city called....shin something somthing haha

HAD THIS FOR LUNCH

OYAKO DON. haha it's PORK with EGG and RICE, ya i can cook for u ppl if u dun mind a disgusting meal : D

talk n talk n talk the whole day like i nvr talk to anyone for like 4 years haha.

then olivia took out this amazing thing
it's the new 20 dollar plastic note, DAM COOL LA!

NICE RIGHT!

went to pageone boookshop after this and saw this art book which was really nice but cost around $100 which isn't really nice. so i threw the book at the cashier and demanded a 90% discount but the cashier threw me out of the shop instead. i'm just kidding^^

then after crawling around we went to the arcade to play photohunt, the machine cheat one waste me $1.50 to only get the 8th position (there were 5 ppl playing together btw) . while ying oli and janet went to daiso where there is a portal that would lead u to japan, ya and they teleported to japan without us, when we found out abt that we rushed there but the shop keeper wouldn't allow us to teleport to japan, so we blew up the shop using a big bomb found in the shop. ok im kidding again HAHAHAHA

then we went ben n jerry's for icecream (duh) haha. then bought this cookie cookie sundae, is nice de lor. then after that wrote this:

using.
.
...
....
.....
.......

ICE CREAM.
hahahahahahahhahahahaha on the tissue paper

after eating need exercise right, so we went walk walk. but me and glenn sat at some place n chat for 40 minutes lidat instead while the other people went shopping. we do mouth exercise HAHA

then we went dabao macs to go fang house to play bridge from like 7.30 till like 10.30

we really are du gui. wa du gui rocks forever LOL.

du gui song:
we du
we du
we du like siao

we du
we du
we du till niao niao
HAHAHAHAHAHA

i think on the spot one leh

i'll end off with this random photo:

STITCH! STITCH!

thursday in school

2008-01-31T01:40:00.000-08:00

had chem tutorial on the first period, and i stole huihoon's nutrisoy soyabean milk carton and turned the period into art class
BEFORE

AFTER

took these photos in the auditorium, where some local bands and switchfoot(angmoh band) performed! One of the band's name sounded like carrotcake, HAHA. the performance was..loud, haha.

Then we went to have lunch and went home. Oh before that went to check out our letterslot, i got a message from my angel, FINALLY! and my mortal was very sweet, she gave me some busicuits and chocolate when i told her it was my bithday yesterday.

OH YAH. yesterday was my birthday and huijing got a cake from her dad's shop! haha and she told the baker to write 叛徒生日快乐

and i have no idea why i become a 叛徒.

then during every period the class sang birthday song, including lectures. ahaha, then someone from another class said "wa, today alot of people celebrating birthday hor?" because we had econs and bio lecture yesterday and they sang bday song on both lectures. ahahaha so funny. Had a cake too when i got home!

look like sai. but it was really yummy, inside is all chocolate

ok i'll go sleep now, byebye^^

WOOHOO>

2008-01-28T04:38:00.000-08:00

HERE BE THE UPDATE!. (to not disappoint brachang)

1.cg19/08!!
wow. this class is mad sia! i may not be staying in Tj but i will remember people like: Jefferson, Huihoon, Natasha, Felicia Goh, Felicia Tan, Michelle, Weiliang, Xiaowei, Tracy and many more!
At first i was super anti-social and didn't talk, but they were so nice i decided to open my mouth.

2.RESULTS DAY. bleah
abt one hr b4 we assemble to get our results i started crying alr. but was alright with my results:) then after that went to have lunch cum dinner at delifrance with max, oli, ying, jialin, janet, rongsheng, sam and mayer haha! then we played some frustrating games.

3.MACS for b'fast with cg19/08
LAUGH LIKE SIAO

4.GO GREEN DAY
was grouped with jefferson, feligoh and michelle! haha had to collect newspapers and old clothes. after that had lunch at long john's. was fang kong-ing for almost the whole day. but i told some xiao bai tu jokes ROSE told me!

5. CRASHING VJ
in the beginning me and max had to hide in the toilet for assembly and the toilet was dam smelly. then we went lectures to 补充my 睡眠 haha. but was talking n talking instead. after that everyone pangsehed me and went lectures so i went to library to slp for like 1 hr. then after that me max glenn n germ went to the treehouse to play bridge. WEE. but when germ left me glenn n max took photos and cried LOL. yah cause it's not a nice feeling to be seperated with ur v good frens :( they both went ngee ann. then after that went back to xinmin to take testimonial, was laughing laughing. super emotional day sia. then went to fang house with max to feed cats. haha actually we were playing neopets bleh.

btw i chose VJ as my first choice. do not know if i will regret or not, but really hope i wun.

yay super short post! updated on 28 january, 2 days before my birthday

sooo funny

2007-07-24T07:10:00.000-07:00

Be prepared, because after like 59 years i am finally ready to publish my newest entry! dun say i take such a long time, cause j.k. rowling took 2 years to finish her last harry potter book too : D

bah but my post is not original, because below de stuff all jokes. i found so many la and all so funny, so im sharing it with you people today!

ok ready go!
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Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"
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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." but the girl said, "NO."

Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up the money very fast... he won't even be able to get his pants down. She agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...She said, "The bastard used quarters!"

Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it, and getting screwed
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop.

When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
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SO FUNNY
updates
1. vomit box number 3 was finally made on saturday using the huge donut box! but i threw it away without noticing it. nvm vomit box 2.5 is still doing well.
2. i need to breathe. i need air. nowadays the weather v cold, so cold that i cannot breathe properly. but i dun think i will die anytime soon.
3. i need money.
4. i need some money
5. i need quite a sum of money
ask me why. ok i tell you why. because sally kidnapped my precious friend satty. how? should i let him die or should i give her the money

so da ge ge da jiejie men, now that you have read so many funny and entertaining jokes, and you have read my xin suan story..do you feel the urge to just donate some money to me? throw it at me, i don't mind, oh oh oh 为了钱我连面子都丢了。。。。。。我该去反省反省自己了。

and i have made a donation box, visit it at 401 classroom on my desk. it.. looks like a box. and you can tell that it... looks like a box from any angle unless you are dumb or blind.

seriously, i feel so troubled nowadays. im troubled by the fact that i have nothing to trouble about. really nothing to do. ok nvm just follow law.

help help

2007-06-27T07:38:00.000-07:00

hehe, now 10.30 le claymore episode 13 still refuse to come out make me so bored.

soo. i found this email and i realised i last tiem got join this game. clever people, they let you have 30 days to let people click on a unique link that's yours when you sign up and sign up the game. one person = one point, each person who clicked on ur link will reset ur timing to 30 days.

so people help me, i think i left a few days and nobody is clicking on my link.
here here here:
www.lost.eu/550f5
thank you so much . THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WAHAHAHAHA

yes see me blog again very happy ba

2007-06-17T09:40:00.000-07:00

before i set off for a errrrrrr..dangerous, life-risking, scary camp, i shall blog in case u dun see me anymore after this camp.

zzz

im kidding

it's a chinese camp. i wonder what we are doing there sia. do chinese essay whole day perhaps.

lalala~ this saturday hor, i felt bored and i took out my poker cards, then i started drawing. it cam out so nicee that i think it could be use as 赌鬼俱乐部 de logo la. then the badge making idea oso can come true le. owh ho-ho-ho. i so happy.

see. i so easily satisfied le, so if u wan make me happy give me money.

oh ya today i was sms-ing maxine to ask her help me manage my neopets account while i am in camp, i boliao den say: "eh. if you coming tomorrow, can bring 200 dollars? i need len from u" den she say she dun have so much den i say her very niao, ben lai wan 500 de den change to 200, den she say if 100 she oso wun len me de. den i nth to say liao so i tell her. i get it from kenneth. say i kidnap maxine. then she say something which i forgot, den i reply her kenneth will say, maxine worh 200 meh, even if u pay me 200 i oso wun wan her er" (so funny) den she say he wun de, only derrick will lidat say (even funnier) den i agree with her lor.

now i sms-ing sam, asking him if he can len me 200.
he reply "for wad. i dun hv that much"
i so sad liao.

nevermind, teacher teach me wadeva i do, i must persist. i shall ask other ppl, if they dun i shall place a bomb in the middle of the parade square 1st day when school reopens and bomb until everybody become chaoda. WHO ASK NOBODY WAN LEN ME MONEY.

ask me why i lend money. answer: to make myself look richer
clever ba. wahahaha

i oso wn change phone wor, mine acting weird weird le, although it is only about 1 year old. nokia 6111 no good de, hai, this phone teach me one very precious de 道理. that we cannot judge a book by it's cover. deep eh? sorry la not that i wan to praise myself, but i really think i am very clever. WAHAHAHAAHAHA.

btw i borrowed a book which teaches people how to speed read. that is a great book becaus ei feel that i am reading faster now. erm, like normally i take 10 hours to read a news paper now i take 9. faster le eh!!!! :D

nvr take photos nowadays, so sian even i look at my own blog oso feel that something is missing,
donate money to me and maybe i'll try and take photos. LOL.

ok la i go pack for the camp le. lol now 1am le and i hvnt even pack.

see

2007-06-06T10:44:00.000-07:00

oh ok.

REJOICE, CELEBRATE and FIND SOMEONE TO KICK HIS ASS!!!
because
...
...
...
...
siewfong is back to blog!!!!

*applause applause*
*claps claps*
*cheer cheer*
*pull hair while screaming like a baboon*

ok enough of the cheering. i know u people miss my fun and entertaining entries la..

you know why siewfong stopped blogging? because he was so shocked by the reveal of his horrible mid-year results that he decided to stop writing anymore blog entries. instead, he used the time to study very hard. pui. i bluff u one. cause i went to play neopets.

super fun

and also because there is nothing much to write about anyway..holiday is everyday go sch for remedial den play cards den play neopets only.

oh ya, 401 之赌鬼俱乐部 is official le.
i was telling glenn max germ fang about making a badge.
and i insist that it is a good idea.

haha today physics lesson super funny. mr ng was going through mcq and i think only 2 ppl was listening. others were *er hem doing duno wad*

to people who say i neglect my blog or i left it to rot: i never lor, i so kind one. see i typed an essay today wor!

and to 高级华文的同学:miss tee update her blog le, go there to see holiday homework. super difficult..prepare to DIE no la kidding, just prepare to SUFFER

WEI WOOOOO

happy birthday tingz :D

KILL!!! :D

WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

I FEEL LIKE A CONVICT

DELETING MAPLE

HEHEHE PRELIM'S OVER

LOL WA

this is where i throw all my waste papers!

THE PEOPLE I FEAR MOST

teeheeeeheee

like my new blog?

word of the day

i'm so depressed

i am a hypocrite

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE

I AM CHANGING MY BLOG SOOOON

:(

i'm going to give myself a new japanese name

knowledge is power!

i yawned at least 15 times today

Corpernicium

i am a hardcore harry potter fan

wow. D:

CT2 IS OVER

WHERE!?

FATAL ATTRACTION

i love this ad!!! :D:D:D

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GO! VOTE AS IF IT'S THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION!

saturday! father day!

hehehehe

instead of hating some people, now i hate the world!

secretly i hate a lot of people

yay yay yay

eeeeeek part 2

eeeek

wa i feel like dying

i lost my memory D:

just one day passed and i miss my 中阮 already

lack of sleep gives people bad mood

helooooo

i hate u u stupid unreasonable auntie who cut queue at the value dollar shop at compasspoint

what happened today

hello beautiful and handsome people

waaaaa

WIN WIN WIN

tired tired tired tired tired tired tired

i love you

buzz buzz buzz

what's your motivation?

weird dreams

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAMA

it's not raining now. but i'm blogging! :)

whoohoo!

下雨天 下大雨 好EMO

helloo

HAPPY BITHDAY CHOYSIEWFONG <3<3<3 I LOVE YOU!

HOLIDAY

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

ANTS ANTS ANTS

I'VE UN-PRIVATISED MY BLOG. FINALLY!

HAPPY NEW YEAR

hello! : )

today is one of the worsts days of my life

heya heya

i dun wanna die

i found a new "after promos resolution"

i hate my comp (i wish)

today was a retarded day.

SLOGAN OF THE DAY

my new poem about biology

MY FRIDAY SATURDAY AND SUNDAY

REPLIES TO TAGS

TOMOROW IS NATIONAL DAY!

I LOVE MY BLOG

im updating

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siewfong loves money:)

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